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northernrock · 25/05/2011 17:35

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

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TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:09

In the right hands, it is both powerful and bewitching. Grin

Gster · 26/05/2011 13:09

Sarah , I think TLD's wand is magic in the same way the genies lamp is...

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:10

So this is now a what's happening conversation about private messages?

As the song says, hold on, im coming.

Thingumy · 26/05/2011 13:10

his wand grants 3 wishes?

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:11

Gster, except there's no one living in my wand.

Gster · 26/05/2011 13:12

Thingumy

yes, if you rub it enough. < Sid James style laugh > i think they have to be quite specific wishes though..

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 13:13

You are getting mucky messages from Gster? Envy

Thingumy · 26/05/2011 13:14

ha.

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:14

Don't rub hard though, it's not sand paper, it's a finely tuned instrument.

Gster · 26/05/2011 13:15

I am at school. I is on my iPhone innit

Psammead · 26/05/2011 13:15

Like 'I wish I had a bigger wand?'

Oh no, too far Psammy!

Thingumy · 26/05/2011 13:15

Gster will rub it for you tech

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 13:15

Do you think they would work for a lottery win Hmm

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:17

Gster would need his sillk gloves, his hands are a bit rough.

Thingumy · 26/05/2011 13:19

I'll stick with my £1 lucky dip sarah

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:19

Thingumy, you could call it a lucky dip...

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 13:20

I have soft, expensive leather gloves

Psammead · 26/05/2011 13:20

Luckydip?

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:22

Really Sarah?

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 13:23

Whassat then?

Thingumy · 26/05/2011 13:23

Hehe

Go sarah!

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 13:25

Oh yes

Psammead · 26/05/2011 13:25

Are the gloves filthy? Or your intentions?

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:27

Woah, steady with that whip!

I hope those gloves are clean, there's nothing worse than a soiled wand.

northernrock · 26/05/2011 13:30

God I go away for a bit and when I come back you've all gone S'n M!

I reckon Sarah is actually a bit of a filth monkey in RL.Grin

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