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northernrock · 25/05/2011 17:35

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

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Thingumy · 26/05/2011 13:30

saddle them up sarah!

Wink
Psammead · 26/05/2011 13:31

I reckon so too.

northernrock · 26/05/2011 13:31

And as for you Tech Dad-I thought I was sexually frustrated, but you are summink else!

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TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:32

northern, I'm a bloke, what do you expect?

Sarah's scaring me.

Psammead · 26/05/2011 13:34

There really are some good pairings to be made from this, I think.

Thingumy · 26/05/2011 13:35

which pairings are those?

Gster and number 4?

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:36

Who is number 4? Is her time up?

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:37

Gster's gone quiet, is have a post filth cig?

Gster · 26/05/2011 13:38

I'm lurking....

northernrock · 26/05/2011 13:39

Do men get more sexually frustrated than women?
I wonder.
I suppose women are "allowed" to have a Rabbit and whatnot, whereas if a man were known to be using,er.. a rubber vagina for his own gratification he would be labeled a FREAK!
We women are lucky that way. It's not much compensation, but I'll take it.

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Thingumy · 26/05/2011 13:40

rubber vaginas? I thought they use socks and condoms for extra frisson.

Gster · 26/05/2011 13:41

I don't see the point of a rubber vagina. The old one handed shandy always seems to do the job.

Psammead · 26/05/2011 13:42

I think it depends. I think most women get frustrated at certain times due to hormones if they go without, but I think men just feel it all the time when they are in a drought

Depends on the people, though and their sex drives.

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:43

Northern, I don't know. I rembember reading an article where a female journalist was, temporarily, given the same amount of testosterone as the average man. For 24 hours all she could do was think about sex, constantly. Said she couldn't concentrate, also the slightest thing made her angry. But us blokes are used to it, some think about sex more than others.

Funnily enough I wasn't frustrated at later stages of marriage with my ex, as other things made sex such a minor issue. Also i didn't want her sexually anymore. If DW wasn't hot and sexy, it wouldn't be such an issue Grin.

The thought of using a plastic vagina makes me heave. Sod having to clean that out afterwards.

Also it's easier for women to hide if they are having naughty thoughts or not whereas there's an obvious sign if we're getting horny or not. Suppressing thoughts seem to make them stronger later.

Or I'm just a perv, haven't decided on that one yet.

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:49

Forgive if this is TMI but, for me at least, after a period of frustration masturbation becomes boring and doesn't take the edge off like it normally would. I end up not bothering and the desire goes away for a bit, but then it comes back with a vengeance!

Peaks and troughs.

northernrock · 26/05/2011 13:50

Do they even sell plastic vaginas? (Tech Dad will know)

Um...I think I do have a lot of testosterone.
Plus when PG I was a total filth monkey and literally couldn't sit on the bus without, er, having to get off. The bus I mean.

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TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 13:53

they do sell plastic vaginas, DW suggested I get one once. They are just stupid though, like a torch with a plastic fanny where the light would be. Bloody weird.

And don't get me started on blow up dolls, just sad.

Thingumy · 26/05/2011 13:54

what about blow up sheep though?

Psammead · 26/05/2011 13:54

Fleshlights, Ihave seen them!! They look dodgy as hell.

I can't say pregnancy did it for me, much to DH's chargrin. But coming off the Pill did!

Psammead · 26/05/2011 13:55

Blow up deer?

northernrock · 26/05/2011 13:57

Tech did DW really suggest you get a sham fanny?
Nice!
But why is it different to using a plastic cock, really? It's not is it?
(Not trying to promote the use of rubber fanjos, just noting the double standard)

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Gster · 26/05/2011 13:57

yes you can get plastic / silicone vaginas. never seen one in the 'flesh' though. I really can't see the point.

I did see a website dedicated to men and their 'blow up dolls' recently, and it was quite an eye opener. Shocking and sadly funny.

The top of the range doll ( silicone ) cost upwards of £3000 and look very real. Some guy had taken his on holiday and was posting pictures of this doll around the pool, in the kitchen, relaxing with a beer, meeting up with other weirdos with dolls. He even posted messages from 'her' .

All very bizzare.

Thingumy · 26/05/2011 13:58

Bit thing in Japan Northern.

Thingumy · 26/05/2011 13:58

*big thing in Japan even

Psammead · 26/05/2011 14:03

Gster, I have seen abit of a documentary about those. They look quite real. It was really sad, I felt sorry for the guys, tbh.

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