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To wonder why Chezza Cole is a "style icon" when...

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 22:15

She is wearing a frock with a set of bollocks stapled to it?

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TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 14/05/2011 22:17

And has landed face first in the European Make-Up Mountain, it seems.

HerBeX · 14/05/2011 22:17

They are a tiny bit bollocky I suppose...

lucykate · 14/05/2011 22:17

but they're a very stylish, shiney set of bollocks Wink

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 22:18

They AREN'T tiny bit bollocky. They are huge bollocks, like Buster Gonad's bollocks out of the Viz. She is wearing Buster Gonad's baws on her frock.

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beckibicker · 14/05/2011 22:18

just reflecting her personality lol

chicletteeth · 14/05/2011 22:19

She is sooo not a style icon

I can't stand the woman. She is not particularly pretty and she does not have a great shape either!

squeakytoy · 14/05/2011 22:20

She is going to be so out of her depth in the USA that it will be car crash tv in the making..

BitOfFun · 14/05/2011 22:20

Oh, she makes me retch. Bollocks or no.

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 22:20

I used to think she was pretty. But now she looks like she tripped up and landed face first in Widow Twannky's make-up box.

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hairfullofsnakes · 14/05/2011 22:21

I don't get why she is so popular - she was shit on x factor as a judge ( team Danni all the way) and she is a cheap chavva!

TragicallyHip · 14/05/2011 22:22

She had the misfortune to believe her stylist when they said she'd be wearing a set of pears when in fact it is a 'pear' of balls

animula · 14/05/2011 22:23

Is she a style icon?

Goodness. I am so not with it.

worraliberty · 14/05/2011 22:24

I think she's very pretty, has a lovely figure and comes across as a very nice person.

The bollocks look daft though!

scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 22:24

big haired batterer is a munter
trannies on a budget dress better than her

HerBeX · 14/05/2011 22:26

Oh I think she's generally beautiful.

too plasticky though with the make up mask and rofl at the bollocks on the dress. Maybe it's an ironic, subversive fashion statement.

HerBeX · 14/05/2011 22:27

I thought about you the other day when I saw her much bigger now hairdo SM.

The bigger-haired batterer. Grin

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 22:28

"big haired batterer"

You're very consistent, SM. You do only ever refer to her as BHB Grin

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Frazzledmumwithsmudgedmascara · 14/05/2011 22:28

I don't like her at all.

Lets face it, she's only a "fashion icon" because she has thousands to spend on outfits, professional make up artists and hairdressers, personal trainers etc. Anyone could look fantastic and become a fashion icon with all of that at their disposal. Before she was in Girls Aloud she wasn't attractive or fashionable at all, just an ordinary girl from a tough background.

scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 22:29

big haired batterer needs

  1. less slap.look like pat butcher
  2. dress age appropriate and not like priscilla queen of the desert

she is bonnie,but too over done and tanned and primped

worraliberty · 14/05/2011 22:30

Isn't that the same with all fashion icons in the media Frazzle? I mean most of them have money/make up artists etc.

I think she was still attractive even before Girls Aloud.

QuickLookBusy · 14/05/2011 22:31

I agree, she is very pretty but she always goes too far and ends up looking
very a little tacky.

MadameCastafiore · 14/05/2011 22:31

God the girl dyes her hair croyden market red how can she be a style icon.

squeakytoy · 14/05/2011 22:32

I think she is pretty, but too controlled and cold. Very much of a Victoria Beckham wannabe but fortunately she smiles a bit more.

She just doesnt seem to have much of a personality when she is on tv.

scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 22:34

big haired batterere has a croydon facelift too
classy lassie

QuickLookBusy · 14/05/2011 22:36

Hope she is watching BBC1 at the mo. She could pick up some fashion tips from them Europeans.