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To wonder why Chezza Cole is a "style icon" when...

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 22:15

She is wearing a frock with a set of bollocks stapled to it?

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pickyourbrain · 14/05/2011 23:14

For me, it's more the fact that she has no naturel style.. we all saw her pre-stylist, right?

FreudianSlipper · 14/05/2011 23:17

her make up is always too heavy it very 80's looking she needs a new stylist. she is very pretty not edgy though, bit boring and dull very similar to all simon cowell's women they all have that cheap look

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 23:19

You're just jealous. ALL OF YOU. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

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scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 23:23

jealous?aye of adulterous poon hound dh, scabbie tatts and criminal record

oh woe is me, i forgot to
1.get married to shagger
2.have a probation officer
3.wear more slap thanpat butcher

  1. gurn to piers morgan
BeerTricksPotter · 14/05/2011 23:24

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 23:26

scottishmummy you really need to stop mainlining the Buckfast now. if you couldn't see that my post was laced very liberally with sarcasm then it's time fae bed, wee hen.

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scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 23:27

and you need to stop being so mememe
when you dont get desired response
i know you were being ironic.i dont need to suckass to you to respond.you need to read a nuance

HHLimbo · 14/05/2011 23:28

They look like golden boll*cks!

Is it a warning to david beckham? or men in general?

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 23:29

Yes you do need to suckass. But only when you've sobered up, if you don't mind.

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HRHShoesytwoesy · 14/05/2011 23:29

why anyone would want to be like CC in any way shape or form is beyond me

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 23:31

Because she is the MESSIAH.

Or something.

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scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 23:32

dearie me.buttcakes you do take self seriously
drink?nah im working.
whats your excuse

QuickLookBusy · 14/05/2011 23:32

Haha think you might be right HHLimbo.

Maybe it is a warning to Simon, he is always leering at her.

Scottishmummy stop being an old misery.

BeerTricksPotter · 14/05/2011 23:33

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ohnoshedittant · 14/05/2011 23:34

I like her.

I think she's really beautiful.

I like her on the x factor.

Not so much with the singing, but we can't all be good at everything.

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 23:35

Go to bed, SM. You're just getting yourself into a little tizzy now and you'll make yourself feel sick. Go on, lie down for a minute.

(p.s it's hard to read "nuances" in your posts, SM. I have to scan over them three times before I get the general jist, nevermind look for "nuances. I await snippy comeback)

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scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 23:36

cheryl is a good warning
stick in at school or else..
well or else you too get a shagger ex, tatts, vapid life and criminal record

scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 23:37

no buttcakes,im working,bed isnt option. but hey ho do carry on
as you were

TheSmallClanger · 14/05/2011 23:37

Aside from the big gold bollocks, that dress is not "a daring plunging neckline", or whichever jeffery the Mail used to describe it. It is TOO SMALL.

BeerTricksPotter · 14/05/2011 23:38

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bupcakesandcunting · 14/05/2011 23:40

Working at this time? Cauldron stirring or broomstick flying?

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scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 23:42

haha,so you do understand.yes somesuch stuff

HHLimbo · 14/05/2011 23:53

Its a new threat. Dont mess with me or Ill have your bollocks on a belt. [meanface]

scottishmummy · 14/05/2011 23:55

aye,big haired batterer asserts her mutts nuts

caramelwaffle · 15/05/2011 00:15

stylists at work