To wonder why Chezza Cole is a "style icon" when...

[bupcakesandcunting]

She is wearing a frock with a set of bollocks stapled to it?

Well chav or not - she's a rich whatever! She's successful and not short of work. I think she's pretty. Of course she ruthless - you just don't get where she is (yes yes I know - she's not Nobel material!) by being soft and twee. Good for her - is it for anyone to begrudge her her success? I can't see that it is frankly and I defy any one of you, were it you in her shoes, to say 'nah, you're alright, I'll go work in Asda'

So true Piazza and how many MNetters would say 'Nah, I'll stick with my own figure' if they could wake up tomorrow morning with hers?

Oooh - would that be not many then? I rather think it would. I cannot stand this endless knocking down and taking to pieces of successful people - especially women. WTF is that all about? You don't HAVE to like them and they won't die from your lack of affection but ffs - shut the fuck up about how awful they are when you don't know them in any way except the public persona they put on show.

big haired batterer is rich & thin.thin isnt a characteristic to be emulated
and frankly thats her selling point is it?
you overlooked convicted crim with anger issues

"How many MNetters would say 'Nah, I'll stick with my own figure' if they could wake up tomorrow morning with hers?"

Hmm. Yes, I've always wanted to be a short-arse with prison tats

Oh I wish there was a like button Piazza...on another note, I wonder what the feminist section would make of this? I reckon half would be wringing their hands that she makes herself attractive to those men folk people...and the other half would be pleased she's making lots of dosh, having got rid of the sad wanksplash she used to be married too

big haired batterer and crim with tatts of her poon hoind husband name.
gosh yes,what a role model

Oh come on Tondelayo you must have seen the oodles of posts from people on here who are not happy with their weight/looks. Are you telling me no many of them would want to wake up with a figure like Chezza's?

scottishmummy - you seem to be having trouble with your syntax and punctuation. It's very hard to take your snippy little opinion seriously to be honest.

In any event I truly do have more important things to do than argue about Cheryl Cole with some thin lipped disapproving joy-sucking misanthrope so - errr - see ya

FFS 'bit haired batterer' was funny the first time. It genuinely made me laugh but you're flogging it to death now lol.

and you pizza have trouble differentiating role model from vapid crim, thin isnt an attribute,its a physical weight not indicative of moral character.and the big haired batterer cant keep her hands to herself sometimes

naomi campbell is thin,but i wouldnt recommend her life as one to be feted
big haired batterer thin but not necessarily virtuous or to be emulated

agree - complete Moose

Jesus fucking christ. Starts off a thread about a dress with gonads. Descends into the sisterhood strikes back.

Newsflash: if you thrust yourself into the public eye with the enthusiasm that someone like Chezza has, expect to be judged. Not nice but that's life. I'm sure she'll be boo-hooing into her frilly pillow in her mansion tonight knowing that a few internet whingers think she's a bit thin/over made-up.

Those are not bollocks. They are hand blown, glass shapes which are filled with liquid gold.

Apparently.

oh button it.you love it.faux protests.you've done well from a lame op

Nah there's nothing wrong with judging. I make you right..she's put herself out there. I just don't think anyone can reasonably think she's not pretty unless they of course are a wonderous sight to behold themselves

Well she is in the media constantly, you can't blooming miss her, why aren't we allowed to make comments about her bollocky belt?

if you traipse your marital detritus around like off mince expect a comment
big haired batterer is happy to sell her shite,so expect a comment and snigger

"h button it.you love it.faux protests.you've done well from a lame op"

I was defending you, you crabbie auld soak.

She IS pretty. She just doesn't make the best of herself, IMVHO. And for the record, I'm happy looking like me. If that's OK? Or am I supposed to be punching myself in the face for being such a hideous behemoth of a woman?

I have looked very closely at the picture.
They are bollocks.
I think she is wearing them a little high, and the accompanying willy is a titch on the small side.
But they are golden bollocks.
Perhaps they are a nod to David 'goldenballs' Beckham?

She has now reached the stage of self-centredness that nobody DARE say 'eee, Cheryl love, that belt looks just the dead spit of a glorious pair of golden gonads'
Nobody DARES except US!

Or am I supposed to be punching myself in the face for being such a hideous behemoth of a woman?

Absolutely..because you're worth it

Have we won the Eurovisions yet?

big haired batterer so rich no one dare say,you look a midden hen
paid hanger ons and sycophants too busy brown nosing

My point exactly, Scottish, only I said it in Geordie

Too right scottishmummy

bups stop that punching, you'll regret it in the morning.

We have peeked too early in the Eurovision. We got 12 points from the second country and it has been down hill ever since.