MN Royalty

[Hullygully]

This still rumbles on and on. I think we need a definitive list to help the confused.

I'll snap your rod over the back of dps head for knackering my wrist

bastard

maybe I should see if he wants to try something new

rod up arse maybe

I carry your train, Bib

oooooh spring, jealous much

I could get you something for that moustache, ma'am, Hully, Ma'am.

I shook Diana's hand

You care, TLD, you know you do. You don't want to, but you can't help it.

I shook her boob

I thought they'd banned you from morges, Getorf? After that other nasty incident.

Well i have been a very caring parent and taken DD to the Docs before depositing her at school.

i feel that is my parental duties over for the day

oh gosh

I don't have a moustache, I am utterly hairless all over, bald and smooth as a warm morning egg.

I read that as moaning egg

mamzon, I fear you may have to actually get her from school too and maybe feed her

I open a thread about mumsnet royalty hoping for a certain degree of decorum, and I find that chinnity is splashing her pervy active sex life all over this thread too.

Well, only if that morning egg had come straight from the arse of a chicken and still had feathers attached.

Damn, did I write that out loud?

Off to put the kids to bed now, la la la la!

I quite like the idea of being a scullery maid. I learnt about them from Mills and Boon. Staying, you can have a really sordid affair with a footman before getting knocked up and being sent away. I'll capture the heart of the young and dashing prince, our love doomed to failure. I'll pine until my premature death, probably a broken heart and/or drug addiction. No hang on, that's not Mills and Boons that's Eastenders. I'm mixing up my love stories.

What larks. Let's do it.

Trin you are cruel.

how you could ruin my day like that with such ease.

mamzon, I'm so sorry it was too cruel
if it helps I need to go and get one of mine in 20 mins
so I have to feed her twice ugh

Not royalty as such. More a sort of distant relative who hangs about in saggy old tweeds, mumbling from time to time, drinking slightly too much sherry and doing bits of gardening.

Techlovingdad

What 'techs' do you love and why?

Orm, could you do something about the Ha Ha?