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MN Royalty

278 replies

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 08:28

This still rumbles on and on. I think we need a definitive list to help the confused.

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SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 10:15

end whhat do yoooo dooo, Hully?

ShowOfHands · 11/05/2011 10:15

DD has a biscuit. What more do you want? I'm not talking to her. I did that yesterday for her birthday.

Bumperlicioso · 11/05/2011 10:15

I'm jealous of anyone who is managing to use handcuffs in adult related activity instead of restraining the children Grin

SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 10:16

Grin SOH

you sound well Victorian

ShowOfHands · 11/05/2011 10:16

And when I met Keith Chegwin I was camping. As in choosing to sleep under canvas, not glammed up and limp wristed like you lot.

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 10:16

I am a Spy and International Woman of Mystery.

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ChinnityRhino · 11/05/2011 10:16

lol show

it will heal wont it? its day three now

I sliced the back of my hand and damaged the nerve years and years ago and that has never returned to normal (other hand)

but I'm guessing that you can just bruise them

psisedriteoff · 11/05/2011 10:17

Im a mud-blood, where do I sit? or do I even get a seat? Hmm

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 11/05/2011 10:17

Was called royalty once, now get ignored, stopped putting the hours in you see!

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 10:18

It's not about hours or seats.

It's all in the bearing.

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ShowOfHands · 11/05/2011 10:18

I am Victorian. I swept the hearth this morning and scrubbed the front step (that is utterly true actually).

But I'm fighting against the Victorian attitude towards child rearing. I cannot ascribe to the view of the child as a tabulah rasa and am hoping that through the work of the eminent Mr Freud and the appropriation of the child by the gothic masters such as James, we will finally be able to see children for what they are. Born evil.

SeymoreButts · 11/05/2011 10:19

MN royals quoted my post! I am step closer to entering the circle of trust.

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 10:20

Spare the rod, Showy, spare the rod.

Loving chastisement is the lord's work.

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GapsAGoodUn · 11/05/2011 10:20

Er, would anyone like a cuppa? Brew

I'll just do the tidying up. I see myself as the Mrs Overall of MN. Everyone gently patronises me (if they ever actually notice that I exist that is!)

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 10:21

My BOOBS?

I don't have anything so vulgar as BOOBS.

I have a discreet embonpoint. I'll need a snifter in that tea.

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 11/05/2011 10:21

hullygully, i must have lost my regal bearing then..am stooped over by bearing the hard burdens of life...moan moan

ShowOfHands · 11/05/2011 10:21

My rod is on loan to Trin. I fear she's snapped it on her deadened nerves.

SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 10:22

Hully get your tits out of the tea, please

carminaburana · 11/05/2011 10:22

Fango - quality not quantity - that should be your mantra

GapsAGoodUn · 11/05/2011 10:22

Sorry ma'am, sorry...

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 10:23

Straight back and stiff upper lip, Fanjo. That's the way.

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bibbitybobbityhat · 11/05/2011 10:23

Hiya, cooo-eeee, its me the minor royal you try to hide behind the curtains at big banquets and the like.

SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 10:23

it won't ever heal, Trinity, and everyone will know

[hasn't had sex for 7 years since birth of twins and out to spoil every one else's fun emoticon]

GapsAGoodUn · 11/05/2011 10:24
TechLovingDad · 11/05/2011 10:24

Who cares and why?