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MN Royalty

278 replies

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 08:28

This still rumbles on and on. I think we need a definitive list to help the confused.

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chipmonkey · 11/05/2011 15:12

I'm just a Mumsnet chambermaid, me.

TechLovingDad · 11/05/2011 15:13

Must have been, not only can my knees not take it my tallywhacker can't see round corners. Or much else, actually.

AnyFucker · 11/05/2011 15:14

the one that was on his head, that is < boom boom >

< reverts back to saintliness >

peace to all

TechLovingDad · 11/05/2011 15:22

peas out

JuicyOlive · 11/05/2011 15:30

I have no chance of being MN Royalty, so instead I have plans to become a Royal MIL. I am setting up my own business called Farty Pieces (selling novelty Union Jack whoopee cushions and the like), gone on the Dukan diet, and am developing a nice mutton dressed as MIL look.

DD is being instructed on the art of wearing a see-through dress and intensive hair-conditioning.

CheerfulYank · 11/05/2011 15:32

I was a bit meh about David Tennant but my admiration for his has shot up since finding out he's going to be Peter Davison's son in law. :)

JuicyOlive · 11/05/2011 15:38

I think DT is lush - but even more importantly I have a mission to convert John Barrowman to heterosextuality.

Was wondering how you were...?

SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 15:42

I am naturally suspicious of anyone who has as much bounce as DT

tho also a bit drawn

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 15:48

He is much too thin and has odd teeth.

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AnyFucker · 11/05/2011 15:48

heterosextuality

is that where you just send dirty phone messages, but don't actually do it ?

SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 15:49

my dp always shouts "EAT!" at the telly when DT's on

sweet, really

AnyFucker · 11/05/2011 15:50

I do that when I see Vicky Beckham

"ffs, have a pie woman"

that kinda thing

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 15:57

I have great admiration for that woman. She has never cracked. She is a pro.

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JuicyOlive · 11/05/2011 16:02

"heterosextuality" - oops. No, I'd definitely do him if I got my mitts on him. Grin

carminaburana · 11/05/2011 16:04

Actually my summery was incorrect

It was me who declared Hully queen of MN
I did pull TLD and will brag about it forever ( even though his technique leaves a lot to be desired )
I can't spell Fanjo
We all fancy David Tennant but don't like admitting it.
It was me who mentioned the first dr.Who so will finally admit to being 61.

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 16:06

Carmina, I do think you are just a little marvellous.

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StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 11/05/2011 16:08

I am not afraid to admit I fancy David Tennant - the clue's in the nickname, innit! Grin

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 16:17

I thought you were his daughter

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StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 11/05/2011 18:38

Noooooo, Hully - my intentions vis a vis David are much muckier!! Grin

Oblomov · 11/05/2011 19:12

Has anyone actually printed the list then ?
Shineon has threatend many times, but clearly doesn't have the bollocks. Wink

I just like lists , me. stop f**king around and just tell me who is on it, please.

do you have to be below registration number xxx, to be on it ?
I think that should be one of the requirements.

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 19:22

Shiney?

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BabyDubsEverywhere · 11/05/2011 19:29

I love DT, he is on my 'list' (of men that i can leave DH for and 'enjoy' for a little bit then come back with no questions asked)

In terms of Mumsnet Royalty, all the big names have already been mentioned, but I would like to vote for my mate CHICKCHICKCHICKEN, she believed in my Chickens under the deking plan when no one else did, sniff, thanks Chick :)

Im more the one who has to clean up the horse shite after a royal procession Grin

BabyDubsEverywhere · 11/05/2011 19:30

ahem, decking even!

MittzyTheMinx · 11/05/2011 19:39

I don't fancy DT. He is gutted, bereft. That's just the way it is though

SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 19:39

have you got any of that shite going spare, BabyDubs?