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MN Royalty

278 replies

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 08:28

This still rumbles on and on. I think we need a definitive list to help the confused.

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ChinnityRhino · 11/05/2011 09:55

FromG is a legend alongside you prince

4am showers makes anyone a legend in my eyes Grin

carminaburana · 11/05/2011 09:55

Yoko Ono is following me on twitter -

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 09:56

There are always Batons of Love. I have a closet full to be brought forth and brandished as the need arises.

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ShowOfHands · 11/05/2011 09:57

Mudblood and proud.

Down with toffs.

Up the proletariat.

Er, I'm running out of things to shout randomly. Can I perchance have one of your cups of tea and tiaras while I sit down and plan my next placard?

ShowOfHands · 11/05/2011 09:58

DH has an extendable baton of love

It's force issue along with the handcuffs. Apparently, they're not toys.

PrinceHumperdink · 11/05/2011 09:59

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Hullygully · 11/05/2011 09:59

That is a bit saucy.

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SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 09:59

how about "Maggie Maggie Maggie- out out out?"

I actually heard people shouting this at the TUC demo tother month, so it obv still has some mileage

SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 09:59

oh slow down, you fuckers

tsk

Mamaz0n · 11/05/2011 09:59

i dunno who else is on the list. i never look beneath my own name

ChinnityRhino · 11/05/2011 10:00

'mental scars' you're so funny Grin

showofhands, pleeeease no mention of handfcuffs, I'm currently carrying a handcuff related injury....

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 10:01

Oh the glory days of Maggie. Such a worthy enemy. How she united us.

I always liked the socialist worker students who marched for the workers and had never ever had a job..

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ShowOfHands · 11/05/2011 10:04

Thatcher Thatcher Milk Snatcher?

She's so much more versatile. I've tried Down With The Sith Overlord Cameron Hameron but people just heard sith, assumed Star Wars convention and came out in acne.

If you're getting handcuff related injuries, you're not doing it properly. Force regulations clearly state how to apply them so as to provide adequate restraint without chafing. You're just not applying yourself to the task thoroughly Trin.

SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 10:06

I used to go to SWP meetins, I did

two

lovely soft hands they all had

Bumperlicioso · 11/05/2011 10:06

I've got Winston Churchill in my family tree (well, according to my mum Hmm). So if that doesn't make me Royalty it makes me at least one of the Administration.

ChinnityRhino · 11/05/2011 10:07

it is dps fault

he seemed to think that a measly peice of purple fluff around them would make them ok to lie on when in use

nope, not true......makes edge of said handcuff dig deeply into joint of wrist and now I cant feel my thumb and forefinger and half the back of my hand

slightly concerned if I'm honest

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 10:08

Should help with the requisite royal waving action, Trin.

Every cloud.

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SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 10:09

Bumper Lloyd George knew my father

Bumperlicioso · 11/05/2011 10:11

Never have so many [mumsnetters] paid attention to so few [of their children]

SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 10:12

our whats?

remind me again...are they the bald ones, or the ones with fur?

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 10:13

Mine are at school. I am working.

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ChinnityRhino · 11/05/2011 10:13

mine are at school, I'm rubbing my wrist

SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 10:13

I am also in my jim jams working

ShowOfHands · 11/05/2011 10:14

You've damaged your nerves Trin. They'll heal but if you want the full effects from the 'cuffs you'll have to tighten them around your deadened hands for now.

At least 100 of my ancestors died from mining related injuries or illness. I sweat coal dust and talk in a Northern accent when tired. I'm your natural enemy.

Met Keith Chegwin once too. I can never even aspire to having standards.

SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 10:14

I am a professional whistler

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