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Original poster

TMI alert: is this plain weird or a good idea?

77 replies

twilight3 · 31/03/2011 08:52

I'm not to be blamed for TMI as I have warned people, stop reading if you're eating.

Had a drink or ten with mate yesterday and started talking about sex at some point. She said that her DH pulls out before he comes and then pulls his foreskin up and keeps the come in there, so no mess on the bed.

Is this weird? Does anyone else do that? AIBU not to wait for Friday evening to bring this up?

OP posts:
amyamyamy · 31/03/2011 08:55

weird.

FabbyChic · 31/03/2011 08:56

Sorry to be blunt but it's probably someting to do with when he was a teenager and he done it then to save the mess, as time has gone on he has continued to do it.

controlpantsandgladrags · 31/03/2011 08:56

I'm sure I've read about that on here before.....I believe it has a name but I'm too scared to google after the dragon butter/blue waffle incidents Grin

YAB a bit U for 9am on a Thursday morning Wink

LindyHemming · 31/03/2011 09:00

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Mumofaflump · 31/03/2011 09:02

I'm assuming he then goes to clean himself up? Why doesn't he just use a condom? So many questions, so many scenarios!

YANBU to bring this up, given me something to ponder!

Mumofaflump · 31/03/2011 09:06

I know about Blue Waffle, but what is Dragon Butter (too scared to google!)?!?

ShinyMoonInAPurpleSky · 31/03/2011 09:09

ewwwwww to that womans boyfriend?

ratspeaker · 31/03/2011 09:11

Sorry I've now got a picture in my mind of the guys willy looking like a hamster with full pouches

ShinyMoonInAPurpleSky · 31/03/2011 09:11

I mean her dh!

My dh said it's very intuitive of him though.

Original poster
twilight3 · 31/03/2011 09:13

it made me wonder if I should try to convience DH to try it instead of changing sheets all the time (although I make him change the sheets, still it's a bother)

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Birdsgottafly · 31/03/2011 09:33

My DB does this when were having sex outside of the house Blush

BoobopTallullah · 31/03/2011 09:33

What happened to the good old fashioned tissue clean up?

Birdsgottafly · 31/03/2011 09:34

Mumofaflump-DO NOT GOOGLE DRAGON BUTTER!

NorthernGobshite · 31/03/2011 09:37

That sounds nasty!! And yes, also imagining penis like a hamster!!

Butterbur · 31/03/2011 09:37

You have sex with your brother, Birdsgottafly? That's even weirder.

Original poster
twilight3 · 31/03/2011 09:42

I assume DB is for Boyfriend in this instance... at least I hope so..

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ShowOfHands · 31/03/2011 09:43

That's what I thought Butterbur. I mean I'm enlightened but dear God please tell me you meant dp?

I'm generally in the camp that I don't need to know what other people do with their bodily emissions. It ruins humanity for me.

Birdsgottafly · 31/03/2011 09:43

Sorry i did mean Boyfriend Blush

justhavintheone · 31/03/2011 09:44

omg, i could resist, i googled the dragon butter! curiosity will kill this cat!!

Birdsgottafly · 31/03/2011 09:45

There was a TMI warning, nobody is forced to read a thread.

youretheoneformefatty · 31/03/2011 09:46

Well, that's put me off me mullerlight...

JessicaDrew · 31/03/2011 09:46

perhaps the poor chap, is not wanting a family, and this is his contraception ideaSmile

justhavintheone · 31/03/2011 09:46

o lord, just done blue waffle aswell, it had a picture, i am traumatised x

Schnullerbacke · 31/03/2011 09:47

Oh people! Am meant to finish an essay and not google things like Dragon Butter. Gosh, what a sheltered life I lead...

Cattleprod · 31/03/2011 09:48

It doesn't sound like a recipe for a very pleasurable orgasm for her DH, if he's got to concentrate on fiddling around with his bell end rather than enjoying the moment!

Having said that, I once knew a man who could fit £2 worth of 2p coins inside his foreskin, so I guess some willies are 'roomier' than others - I don't think my DP's would stretch much over the ridge, certainly not far enough to catch any volume of manjuice.