TMI alert: is this plain weird or a good idea?

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I'm not to be blamed for TMI as I have warned people, stop reading if you're eating.

Had a drink or ten with mate yesterday and started talking about sex at some point. She said that her DH pulls out before he comes and then pulls his foreskin up and keeps the come in there, so no mess on the bed.

Is this weird? Does anyone else do that? AIBU not to wait for Friday evening to bring this up?

I do remember we had a whip round at the pub once, but only managed about 50p so I only saw him secrete about 25 coins.

He did it in the pub.

Didn't any of the other drinkers mind him getting his willy out?

I have witnessed dp doing this when indulging in a bit of oral, he does have isshhooooo's with sex though (strict religious upbringing), he also likes to get cleaned up straight away after 'normal' sex, whereas im a filthy slattern and like all the mess

yanbu any time is a good time to talk about cum!

your friend has a very strange dh who needs to relax and buy a few pairs of cheap white socks for wipe up duties.

I can't understand going to all the trouble during what is suppose to be a relaxing fun experience.

Munting

I could have happily gone through life not knowing what it is. Why oh why do I google?

Blue waffle Very benign link -erfectly safe to open at work.

"Google Blue Waffle - suddenly wish you were blind

Now rainbow kiss really does make me want to puke.

I am always curious about couples that use the withdrawl method ( I DID said curious not judgey ) the bloke must be concentrating so hard to time it just right, I'd be well pissed off if my dh whipped it out if he got a bit carried away just as I was getting there!

Think I'd much rather change the sheets tbh

He sounds sexually dysfunctional, seems like a great way to utterly ruin sex for both parties. He must have an abnormally loose foreskin too.

He needs his mum to knit him a wank blanket.

Is it wrong to google dragon butter etc while breastfeeding?

I just googled DB - I was slightly disappointed, thought it would be much more revolting I am obviously becoming desensitised after learning about Blue Waffle

I googled blue waffle - why did I do that? My EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It blatantly came up with a picture, am not googling again!

yeah, after blue waffle nothing fazes me

Eeeeewwwww...

But each to their own I suppose.

I've read so many threads before on MN mentioning these ungoogleables and I am determined never to google them. However, I really want to have just a vague idea what people are talking about - please can someone just put me out of my misery? I can't be the only one wondering but not wanting to google!!

Oh and OP - that's just weird!!

Joyce, looke them up on the urban dictionary, no pictures but lots of txt spk.

Oh and you don't have to remember to wip it from your search history

or wipe them

Ok - that sounds safe enough!

Just looked it up on Urban Dictionary and am still arfing at "Keith Burtons"

Christ, I wish I hadn't even read the description of munting! Like SoH said, I can't believe anyone actually does this.

For blue waffle, it said: Blue waffle
Go to Google.com type in "Blue waffle" and then click the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Then you'll know what the fuck it means >.<

If even urban dictionary won't describe it, how bad is it?!!!!

scroll down Joyce, there's more than one post.

BalloonSlayer

So there is. Thank goodness I didn't google. FGS, if anyone reads this and considers googling, please look at urban dictionary first. It is GRIM.