TMI alert: is this plain weird or a good idea?

[twilight3]

I'm not to be blamed for TMI as I have warned people, stop reading if you're eating.


Had a drink or ten with mate yesterday and started talking about sex at some point. She said that her DH pulls out before he comes and then pulls his foreskin up and keeps the come in there, so no mess on the bed.

Is this weird? Does anyone else do that? AIBU not to wait for Friday evening to bring this up?

[FoxyRevenger]

Oh my god, is he my ex?

Can't think now how I managed to be with him so long when he did that, it's VILE. No wonder we didn't do it very often...

Totally wrong. And yes, weird.

[ShowOfHands]

Birdsgottafly, the TMI didn't hint at subject matter, could have been anything. And I don't think anybody's having a go at you. The MN worm that makes people google dragon butter on a daily basis on the other hand...

[BalloonSlayer]

Oh . . . so what does he do after. Bend over the loo and sort of empty it . . .?

Um . . . what's wrong with a bit of mess on the bed?

[Cattleprod]

Now google sootikin.....and rainbow kiss.......and munting....

[QuintessentialShadows]

Why can he not just pull the skin over permanently? That would be quite cool. Like cats can retract their claws....

It will be the next evolutionary step to save the planet from overcrowding, I reckon.

It is developed in relation to the negative quotient of IQ.

[BalloonSlayer]

at £2 worth of 2p coins.

Did he contact the Guiness world of records, or don't they have a Gonaddy section?

[twilight3]

hwo puts coins on his penis??? Why???

[QuintessentialShadows]

Se, HIS line will develop foreskins that permanently cover pe nis during the act. That is a given.

[Cattleprod]

I don't know if Roy Castle and Norris McWhirter ever witnessed the feat, no. I do remember we had a whip round at the pub once, but only managed about 50p so I only saw him secrete about 25 coins.

[QuintessentialShadows]

I rest my case.

[HeadfirstForHalos]

God no, tell me people don't ACTUALLY go munting?!

[EricNorthmansMistress]

That is vomitous. If spunk bothers him that much he should use a condom, or she could hop out of bed straight away, or he could even spunk into a tissue. But his own foreskin? Gross. (admits to ishoos with foreskins anyway but still)

[ShowOfHands]

I guess it could solve the 'where to keep my lip balm/loose change/spare tissues' conundrum for his dw.

[ShowOfHands]

Nobody goes munting. It's an Internet lie made up by people who live in their parents' back room and have RSI from wanking over online porn.

[SaggyHairyArse]

Why doesn't he just come inside her and then she has a shower after?

[BalloonSlayer]

What exactly did you mean by "secrete about 25 coins," Cattleprod?

In this particular context it could mean either putting them in or removing them. Neither an attractive sight, I agree.

[NorthernGobshite]

Bleurgh at munting and blue waffle....that'll teach me for being nosy!!!

[hollyoaks]

I think munting and rainbow kiss make dragon butter seem tame! [we need a bleurgh icon]

[Dropdeadfred]

But why doesnt he just come inside her and then she could clean herself up. Sounds like a horrid way of doing things for both him and his wife...

[BulletWithAName]

Ewwwwww!

[Butterbur]

Having scarred my mind with munting after some other thread, I will not Google dragon butter and rainbow kiss. I will not google....

[letsblowthistacostand]

uuuurgh.

[Birdsgottafly]

You carn't really completly clean yourself up though, it dribbles for a while.

[BulletWithAName]

Oh Rainbow kiss! That was like an urban legend when I was at school!

[JessicaDrew]

good god where have all the old simple terms gone
ie back scuttling over the kitchen table