To secretely enjoy

[Serenity788]

Letting interfeerring people try to give me parenting advice when they see my ds howling ('invisable disability') because I look young and smiling and telling them he isn't being naughty it's just because 'x' and that I have a degree in early years and teach 45 4 year olds in my class. And watch them mumble something about ds being cute and shuffle off...

I probably am.... But I hate starers... Anyone else got any funny starer stories?

OP who are you complaining to, and who will you complain higher to if nothing is done?
Does MN have a complaints section?

actually I think we have one - it's called "Am I being Unreasonable?"

Elle n'est pas heureuse, elle boude

< strokes Beer's tete in a maternal manner >

c'est tres impoli n'est pas?

< Gallic shoulder shrug >

I'm wondering when the French pedants are going to turn up as I'm sure my grammar is appalling

Haaaa! I can trump you on that one - I got a U in my 'O' Level French (obviously never made it as far as A Level Languages!)

It wasn't so much that I was crap at French though I was it was the fact I bunked off the Oral part of the exam and went to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre at my mates house. She was rich and had a video recorder which was a sign of wealth back then.

God I'm showing my age now - Betamax videos and 'O' Levels

< grabs bus pass and limps out of thread >

If you were 18 when you gave birth, and your son is four now, how can you have five years teaching experience? I am genuinely puzzled.

"I don't think I have to point this out as I have shown many people your messges and they believe I should complain higher of nothing is done."

I think you should call the police.

"I have reported and will take these messages into school and see."

Or get your head teacher to come round and sort out Beertricks et al.

[sidles over to Beertrick's side of the playground and tries to look like she was there all along]

It's simple bof. She's done 2 and a half years teaching. Her alter ego did the other 2 and a half.

simples.

[sidles away again feeling scared]

Ah, thanks for explaining- it's all fallen into place now

Where is the OP? Presumably in crisis meetings with the police/teaching staff/MNHQ over Pottergate...

But we have the might of the Spelling Police on our side Beer - we are invincible.

Anyway, I tracked the OP down to her place of work here