Unpopular Opinions (just for fun) part 2

[HeathcliffMoorland]

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No, sorry. No exceptions. Pink represents in my mind everything that is wrong with the universe. Unless it's a natural pigmentation, of course. I'm not suggesting we dye pigs or anything.

Oh, and I like twee

Dubs - heels???? Now I draw the line there young lady!!!!

green pigs eh? could be interesting...

I like pink. You do not like pink, Chickens. This is OK. I will not start a thread about you and hoist my bosom because you dared to insult my own home, because that's what you were doing, you heartless cow. Insulting my home and my family and dog.

Bigot.

WHAT?! No more barbie? What's ken going to do?

Bupcakes, you have a pink dog? Interesting

Barbie should be ritually sacrificed to appease the gods of good taste. FFS the woman doesn't even have nipples.

It is pink now I dipped it in boiling water to de-fur it. I needed it to match my lampshade and cushions.

Hey plastic surgery isn't always the way to go, maybe she ran out of money.

Buppy thank you for making me laugh. Am feeling quite down, so thanks!

That'll warm yer cockles, pet.

That and my photo album of malnourished kiddies in Africa.

Thanks hun.

Stop taking photos of 'em and sell the damn camera and buy them food instead.

Right then. I'm here now after watching from afar for two days.

People who don't feed their babies any solids for about 8 months are weird and quite possibly cruel.

People who breast feed their children when they are old enough to be potty trained and hold a conversation are weird needy control freaks.

Vegetarians are pasty and dull and vegans are even worse. Vegans all look like Gollum.

Just because you are a Catholic I see no reason why my taxes should pay for your children to have special transport to school, when everyone else has to pay for their own, or walk.

I wouldn't get much for this camera. I broke bits off it when I nicked it off that granny in Trafalgar Square.

Oh, and people should automatically have their driver's licences removed once they are 80. Sod the re-test, it's bollocks. People of eighty have slow responses. They are dangerous.

Well sell your pink dog or something, I'm sure the celebs would pay a high price for it.

I didn't know you had to retake your driving test after 80! Do you know the stats of how many actually do retake and pass?

I b/f Ds 2 until he was 3.6 yrs,

Nooooooooooo I'm a weird needy control freak...

( actually - I am )

Nah, it's all covered in blisters after I dunked it in the bath. No celeb would want to be seen on the red carpet with the ugly beast.

I just told my veggie DH what you said about them, Fellatio. He said you're quite right.

Nods in agreement about drivers over 80. Did ds1 know her?? :(

Is your husband good looking buppy? Maybe you can sell him? it's just I can't get the malnourished children outta my head.

No they didn't thank God. I'm fed up with hearing about things like this.

He used to be good looking until I took to his face with a 9-iron.

Sorry must stop joking about non-existant tortured dogs/husbands/mugging grannies in Trafalgar SQuare