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Unpopular Opinions (just for fun) part 2

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HeathcliffMoorland · 07/02/2011 18:38

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NorfolkNChance · 08/02/2011 18:29

That leaving your child to amuse themselves for a time each day is not going to hurt them and actually might their life a bit easier when they go into childcare or school because they won't be so attached to you (for attached read literally, limpet like).

VERY unpopular opinion with my NCT lot.

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Alouiseg · 08/02/2011 18:31

I really want a snaggle tooth like Nanny McPhee, droopy bosoms that i can tuck in my knickers and i truly hope that the best man has such a big beergut that he doesnt realise his flies are undone.

muminthecity · 08/02/2011 18:36

HullyGully are you secretly a fat black lesbian benefit scrounger? If so can I be your fat white scrounging lesbian lover? You can move into my council flat with me if you like, but don't tell the social - don't want our benefits reduced. We could even get a couple of pet rotweilers and matching tattoos if you like. Grin

TheDancingQueen · 08/02/2011 18:41

There should be a separate time slot at the local swimming pool - for men with hairy backs.

TheDancingQueen · 08/02/2011 18:43

In fact, men with hairy backs should be forced to wax it off.

TheDancingQueen · 08/02/2011 18:45

Men with hairy backs are disgusting.

thornykate · 08/02/2011 18:49

Midwives have one of the hardest jobs in the world & most of us are far too demanding/ critical of them.

Alouiseg · 08/02/2011 18:49

Unless they are man dogs, then they're forgiven.

Mumcentreplus · 08/02/2011 19:00

Men with hairy backs are warm in winter..

sjm123 · 08/02/2011 19:04

I quite like hairy men, even hairy backs. Yes, my friends do all say I'm a bit weird Blush

ledkr · 08/02/2011 19:05

really overweight people are happy.before ye flame,i have been fat and thin and at themo am very fat due to just giving birth,but dont enjoy my reflection or not fitting into my nice clothes,majority of "fat and happies" admit they werent when lose the weight

Mumcentreplus · 08/02/2011 19:08

Men who wax in general have been fooled..same like women who wax their fan fan...into some social ideal...being hairy just means you are hairy not un-desirable

Mumcentreplus · 08/02/2011 19:10

Fat means.. you are fat not un-desirable...

bupcakesandcunting · 08/02/2011 19:12

"My point is that fat people get told to go to weight watchers while Anorexics are referred to a mental health team"

Well, most anorexics look in the mirror and see a person much bigger than the rest of us see, so there is the body dysmorphia issue that puts it into the MH category. Add to that the fact that anorexia will kill the sufferer in a vile, vile way. They know this, are warned about it, yet continue the strive for this impossible perfection that they have set for themselves as a goal. It's delusion on a pretty big scale.

I don't think that over-eating can be classed as a MH issue as such although I do think that mental state comes into it. When I was overweight (for many years, btw) it was partly to do with the fact that I associated food with comfort (have posted reams on this before) and partly because I LOVE FOOD and have willpower problems. Still do. However, I don't think that oveweight people have this massive internal struggle that anorexics do. Fat people look in the mirror and see a fat person. Sometimes it triggers them to go and eat more (huge already, what's another cake?) sometimes it triggers a desire for change (like it did with me) Anorexics will never like what they see in the mirror whilst they are still in the clutches of it.

Anyway...

Your mum is shit.

Alouiseg · 08/02/2011 19:24

Good explanation.

Yours is shitter.

bupcakesandcunting · 08/02/2011 19:27

No.

I think that you'll find that it is yours who is shitter, madam.

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Mumcentreplus · 08/02/2011 19:30

you are worried about your mum?...obviously that cock you call your dad is a total charmer Grin

bupcakesandcunting · 08/02/2011 19:32

Don't bring my dad into this he is dead

And drives a 4X4.

Alouiseg · 08/02/2011 19:32

Madam?! [feels utterly told off]

Thats not your Dad! Thats your Mum's latest shag. Derty betch.

Mumcentreplus · 08/02/2011 19:33

I think it's a matter of degrees...when a person continues to eat and they can no longer function without assistance I think it's a mental issue...I mean fucking hell you have to knock down the front of your house to get you out?...it's long past greedy or loving food

bupcakesandcunting · 08/02/2011 19:33

Yeah well YOUR MUM

Your mum is so ugly her face scares police horses.

Alouiseg · 08/02/2011 19:35

[sobs] My Mum is a police horse. [Breaks down] [leaves thread, starts a new one on the way out]

Mumcentreplus · 08/02/2011 19:36

Fucking hell Zombie parents?..

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