Does size matter?

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Backstory - I am a namechanging regular who has unfortunately taken the day off work to get pissed with have a long lunch with a very old and much beloved friend.

The main topic of our discussion - after we'd done with children and handbags - was does size matter?

We have some collective experience here, and we came to the conclusion that it does matter. In fact it matters quite a lot. We think that short is impossible, that long and thin is okay, but actually big and chunky is best.

So AIBU to think that size matters?

You can flame me, I don't particularly care.

I know it matters. I am working on a self-help site for men with small to micro penises. The proof is how many posts are out there from mothers concerned about their sons having a small penis. Google it, there are tens of thousands of hits.

If size did not matter, why would a mother care?

Tom, this is a zombie thread. You are clearly keen to talk about small penises- just start your own threads. No need to post on old threads.