Does size matter?

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Backstory - I am a namechanging regular who has unfortunately taken the day off work to get pissed with have a long lunch with a very old and much beloved friend.

The main topic of our discussion - after we'd done with children and handbags - was does size matter?

We have some collective experience here, and we came to the conclusion that it does matter. In fact it matters quite a lot. We think that short is impossible, that long and thin is okay, but actually big and chunky is best.

So AIBU to think that size matters?

You can flame me, I don't particularly care.

I think most genitalia (male and female) it's all about function over form isn't it?

Technique is much more important I think, no point having the tools if you don't know how to use them.

Never thought of a penis as pretty before.

Who cares about size?? Does anyone not have foreplay??... Have enough of that and it really does not matter!

"elbow to wrist"???. I'd have run away screaming.
Nope, definitely not pretty, probs just degrees of ugliness.

See it does matter even with great foreplay IMO, more so.

Because when you are very turned on wet a small one just gets lost and you can't feel it. Which is a major let down.

"I once worked with very gorgeous man who was always getting him cock out. It was teeeeney. He wanted us all to see it incase we wanted to shag him"

PMSL TT!

I lost my virginity to a huge cock that was unfortunately very sensitive. Never had such fast sex!

Dh is average sized, wider girth, but by god does he know what to do with it! I couldn't handle a big one as i have a short vagina (TMI, Sorry!), DH fits perfectly!

Sorry just to clarify it was a theatre job, actors are ALWAYS getting either tits out or showing you their cocks. Different rules seem to apply...!!

gah, short/small/little/large - anything would do right now.

you really don't. Been rubbed up against, tits groped, tongued during stage kiss, unexpectedly had finger trying to poke up my arse during quick exit in Wizard of Oz...oh god my life sounds weirder and weirder...

Size Matters.

Above average, nice looking, owner with technique...

I have a mate whose pick up line is 'I have a really really small penis' for some barking reason it makes women want to see it

a finger up your arse during the wizard of oz? that has to be the most off the wall thing ive read on mnet

'unexpectedly had finger trying to poke up my arse during quick exit in Wizard of Oz'

And I thought MY job was wierd!

More explanation needed please Trebuchet

TBH, I casn see how people would get their cocks out in their work.

Im my yooof I was a barmaid in a family pub, where it was common for the barman manslag to whip his cock out on the pool table and ask us to see if it were normal.

More often than not, no it was basically green with infection, the dirty fuck eughhhhh.

emmy if that were me i would have smashed it between two pool balls!! yuck!

Disgusting I know, he also had oral thrush too he was eurghhhhhh.

It doesn't matter too much within basic parameters- given enthusiasm and generosity in bed. It's not the same as breast size, sexism-wise, because there is a certain function to a penis, rather than just an aesthetic.

I personally like a bit of girth and length (like most women), but I don't like long skinny pokers. Perhaps this says more about me than them though- who knows?

All I will say though is that I have slept with two guys with very small penises: one was hugely charismatic and generous in bed, and I could have enjoyed a relationship with him full of great sex. The other guy was timid and uninspiring, and turned out to be a serial rapist who is now in prison for the rest of his life

Go figure.

Waves at Bitoffun, i used to be LEM, remember me?

Of course I do- hello!

i came back to get some voucher codes for the sun holiday promotion hows you?

All good- but hey, back to cock: we can't derail somebody else's thread

indeed, especially when its about cock!

Cock, sorry what