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Does size matter?

77 replies

Totallytrollied · 14/01/2011 17:05

Backstory - I am a namechanging regular who has unfortunately taken the day off work to get pissed with have a long lunch with a very old and much beloved friend.

The main topic of our discussion - after we'd done with children and handbags - was does size matter?

We have some collective experience here, and we came to the conclusion that it does matter. In fact it matters quite a lot. We think that short is impossible, that long and thin is okay, but actually big and chunky is best.

So AIBU to think that size matters?

You can flame me, I don't particularly care.

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annapolly · 14/01/2011 20:14

I have only had two, and would choose the smaller of the two.

I found with the larger that during orgasm my mucles cannot pulsate as they did not have room to move.

It could be that the second one was less flexible as it was made of plastic.

dementedma · 14/01/2011 20:34

PML at Poolet!

Oblomov · 14/01/2011 20:35

Waits for Expat to arrive Wink
She likes them as big as them come Wink
I do not. She orgasms vaginally, I orgasm clitorally. Thus she likes big men. I don't. 10 inches is too big for me. I like medium and girthy. she likes it big big big.
We are all different.

Karaishere · 14/01/2011 20:40

lol poolet Grin

I don't like them too long it hurts Blush

LeQueen · 14/01/2011 20:42

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MsKLo · 14/01/2011 20:43

yes yes yes it does matter!

brightlightsandpromises · 14/01/2011 20:47

i hate that bouncing off the cervix feeling myself

MissQue · 14/01/2011 20:49

Yes it does, but that doesn't mean I want huge. I've had huge and sometimes it's not so fun when you feel like you're being ripped in half! On the other hand, I've had tiny too, I'm no bucket fanny but I could hardly feel it! I was most amazed at a big 6ft+ bloke that I had once who had one so small I could fit it all in my mouth and it didn't reach my tonsils Shock

In between is best, a little above average size, but with a skilful owner, that's what I'm after Grin

LeQueen · 14/01/2011 20:50

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MsKLo · 14/01/2011 20:50

agree MissQue Wink

it can be tooooo big!

oldraver · 14/01/2011 20:52

Bella.. I had a guy like that once, enormous cock he waved around while erect and said "I bet you've never had one so big" . He too thought all he had to do was wack it in and out. I've also had a micro-cock that did make up for it with really good foreplay but when it came to it, it did matter that it was soo small. It was only a short term thing with him so I really dont know if I would of felt different had he 'been the one'

Original poster
Totallytrollied · 14/01/2011 20:52

I really fell for this boy who was gorgeously cute and recited Shakespeare

I couldn't even tell if he (you know)

And I can't blame children - I was 18 at the time

Size matters

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wuggglemump · 14/01/2011 20:55

Of course it matters.
I once had a teeny peeny. Shame, as the guy was hot, but it was teeny.
Also too large. Not so much bothered that time, he wasn't that hot, but it was huge, too big.
No way that was going near my fanjo. It'd have been like giving birth in reverse.

bibbitybobbityhat · 14/01/2011 20:57

It does matter.

I have had [ahem] experience of a truly tiny widger.

It was attached to a really wonderful and extraordinarly handsome man who I worshipped from afar for years.

When we came to do the deed I was beside myself with excitement because I fancied him so much and, really, being in bed with him was like being in a fantasy.

Unfortunately I could hardly feel a thing and I was disappointed.

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Totallytrollied · 14/01/2011 21:03

Feel for you bibbity

Or actually in solidarity, should I not feel for you?

Blardy disappointing.

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MsKLo · 14/01/2011 21:06

if i saw a teeny weeny i really could not do it!

needs to be just the right size

and it needs to be pretty too...

there are good looking ones and ugly ones!

thankfully i have been fortunate!

KangarooCaught · 14/01/2011 21:11

Men are obsessed about length, bet every man at some point has got out the tape measure, but agree they ought to tallying the diameter.

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Totallytrollied · 14/01/2011 21:15

Never thought about how attractive they might be. Surely they pretty much all look the same, apart from dimensions?

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MsKLo · 14/01/2011 21:16

no no!

there are pretty ones and ugly ones! definately!

i like a pretty penis Grin

emmyloulou · 14/01/2011 21:23

No they don't all look the same at all, size aside you have..........

Pubes, pube style, ball size, ball hanging length, curvature of penis. Strong curve, subtle curve, when erect or not, to the left or right.........they are all different.

MsKLo · 14/01/2011 21:24

lol emmy!love the descriptions - now we need a link to lots of different looking ones!

StarlightPrincess · 14/01/2011 21:24

Yes, it definitely does! I couldn't go with a bloke who had a small one after being with my DP- who is massive by the way! Grin

dementedma · 14/01/2011 21:25

all ugly. it's not a nice looking bit of kit!

Trebuchet · 14/01/2011 21:25

I once worked with very gorgeous man who was always getting him cock out. It was teeeeney. He wanted us all to see it incase we wanted to shag himHmm so that we wouldn't be disappointed at the crucial moment.

It was like an acorn, not joking. He said erect it was like a littlle finger.

Other extreme, if you look at your arm from elbow to wrist...seriously...I went out with bloke who's lad was that mahoosive. It was like being in a nature documentary

MsKLo · 14/01/2011 21:26

no no dementedma!

there are some lovely looking ones! i will state again...

i like a pretty penis! Grin

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