To add a twist to our communal Apprentice oggling tonight?

[proudnscary]

Why don't we have a wager on who's going out tonight? First poster in the thread to guess right wins (and you are not allowed to say more than one name, OKAAY?).

The lucky winner will be presented with a holiday for one in Blackpool*.

I'll give you all a shout again before it starts. Unless I forget. In which case apologies in advance.

*Travel, expenses, food and accomodation not included. Winners may exchange prize for either a signed copy of Christopher Biggins' autobiography or the actual bra worn by Ann Widdicombe on Strictly last Saturday.

Ooh, too much blusher on her.

OK- I will stay here then

Ooh my wild card is noy so wild now - Team leaders are likely for the chop. Yay!

Just noticed bit about drinking game - just sending DH for Wine.

Hi!

Don't know where everyone else is...

Here now.

A towel?

i am here, got wine.

why did the woman want to design soemthing to hold your book on the beach, surely hands are the best thing to use!!!!

So it's a towel...it keeps your head cool...it's a pillow...it's a water cooler. Just what I've always wanted.

something to protect your feet from the heat of the sand...that'd be a shoe then.

Good point, Pirate. I'd use that.

She does look like the Bride of Wildenstein doesn't she?

Ooh, doesn't the non-reader look like a young Linda Lusardi?

haha, yes!

Dog chewing wasp

She really does - that's why she looked so familiar.

Oh my god - those boys, Stella will eat them alive surely.

Well done Stella

ChristmasTrulyReigns - you have too many namechanges! Why are you in a Christmas name btw?

(I am dirnking wine and will be eating leftover curry from the othr night that I found in the freezer)

This surely is not happening, what a bunch of idiots. Oh my

Classy eh

What if STella doesn't have a strapless bra with her?

I am guessing that Linda Lusardi will model for the other poster...

Girl team leader looks like one of the posh school girls around here.

Hahaha, girls have an awful product.

They are calling the towel "coolie"? Isn't that a racist term for an Indian labourer?

omfg they are mental

8 pieces.

a book holder

i vote the leader of the girls will go.