Which celeb would you marry

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Title says it all.

I think i'd quite like to be married to Jamie Redknapp.

Please please don't tell me that he is secretly gay a serial shagger HF

Serj Tankian

Ralph Fiennes... he's not been taken has he? Oh yes I'd have him

has Alan Rickman gone? I'll have him as well and for pudding I'd quite fancy a bit of Rufus Sewel.

notes that Tim Minchin, Derren Brown and Serj Tankian all taken as MN-husbands and I'm not the kind of woman to break up a fictious internet marriage.

um.

the guy who plays evil-pete on 'madmen...'

Si King.

I would like a sleb husband polyamorous harem please:

David Mitchell for late night wine and conversation;

Zac Efron for ornamental purposes only;

Eddie Izzard (just because)

Rufus Hound (as a spare Eddie Izzard)

Bruce Willis, Johny Depp or Jason Statham.