Which celeb would you marry

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Title says it all.

I think i'd quite like to be married to Jamie Redknapp.

Please please don't tell me that he is secretly gay a serial shagger HF

I was just saying on a politics thread that I would like to marry Chris Addison, he is so funny and witty.

Johnny Depp and Rob Lowe would be on the list and I would quite like to have Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick just for beautifulness.

Another vote for David Mitchell.
Or Dara O Briain or Charlie Brooker or Jon Hamm.

You want to ...marry...david mitchell

a.k.a.

that fat kid from belle Ville Rendezvouz

Colin Firth, For Mr Darcy & the BAFTA speech & just........................

Tim minchin.Or James McAvoy.

The French bloke from Eurotrash. Even though he is short. Antoine de Caunes is it? He's just a sweetie, can imagine him making nice breakfast after staying up all night doing weird on me.

Also, to all the Johnny Depp obsessives enthusiasts, I made Mr Upduffed fall off his chair laughing the other day by saying I thought he had more sex appeal than JD. Not better-looking, obviously, just more sex appeal. To me. He got up and patted me on the head and went "Aahh. You're so special. In a special way."

Keanu Reeves. OK he isn't that brainy but then neither am I.

Is anyone else slightly upset that UnquietDad didn't say Sarah from Girls Aloud? End of an era.

UQD met Sarah though, didn't he? Often fatal.

Damon Albarn.

The man that plays Eric in Trueblood ( have actually surprised myself as I have never had acrush as such!) He's vv nice.

TheCrackFox I thought the same .

Viggo Mortensen for me (provided he isn't gay and not I'm completely sure about that).

Close second would be Keanu (same proviso as for Viggo).

Neil Oliver (is he celeb enough though?). My friend got me his autograph after one of his lectures - he wrote (Neil, that is, not my friend, that would have been too weird) "to Maisie, love from Neil Oliver". I have it framed and sitting on my kitchen window sill, and have been known to give it a little kiss now and then when no-one is watching.

Michael Weatherly (NCIS)

Richard Armitage [sigh]

That bloke who wears white undies in the boat in the Dolce & Gabbana ad.

Not to marry, oh no, just for a fling.

Or Alastair Campbell, but I would probably get sick of 'im eventually.

I am utterly astonished that Sarah Harding has been superseded by Frankie 'I got my hair cut by a blind man' Sandford, UQD.

Dailymailsays - Yes, I DID. But that's not the issue. You see, the problem with Sarah is that she would make an excellent mistress/ OW but a nightmare wife. I still hold a candle for her.

I'd worry about Michael Weatherly spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom (he looks a bit too well groomed to me!).

GetOrf he was on Jonathan Ross show last week. Seemed rather dull to me and had a weird voice (like his teeth seemed to get in the way when he spoke). Not as good looking as his photo either.

UQD wouldn't you rise to the challenge of taming her?

CybilLiberty, you don't have to marry him.

And Tina, does baggsying mean nothing? If you end up with Charlie Brooker, I'll husband swap with you occasionally. I think that's fair.

The "taming" would be far too wearing! I don't have time for that kind of emotional investment. I want Sarah on tap for when Frankie is working, and for her to be able to say "right. I'm farkin' off now ter me club for a bit of partyin'" and for me to be able to say "okay, Sarah. Same time next week."

Isn't she trying to be more 'ladylike' to further her acting career? She might surprise you!

I know, she has been looking a lot more sophisticated recently. Doesn't she realise I like her looking like a bit of a chav slapper?

Tom Ford

Meglet I fear you may be setting yourself up for a disappointment (much I am probably with the delectable Viggo) .