Which celeb would you marry

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Title says it all.

I think i'd quite like to be married to Jamie Redknapp.

Please please don't tell me that he is secretly gay a serial shagger HF

UQD had that sort of conversation today - why do men like a bit of rough and women (on the whole) don't?!

Well, I quite like the idea of a bit of rough

Would be quite happy to be shagged in a lift by Benicio Del Toro

I thought a lot of women did like a "bit of rough"? Don't a lot of women fancy awright-luvaduck-me-darlin geezers like Ray Winstone?

DW likes Richard Armitage.
He is NOT gay, btw. I hope this gives some people on here renewed hope! A gay man told me this and he was very definite about it.

Well I don't like a bit of rough! Maybe that's why I'm single .

Greg Wise - I'm fairly sure that we are actually married but he's not mentioned it to Emma (well you wouldn't, she's very lovely).

David Mitchell's mine. All mine.

...well..if I must be practical and pick someone who is at least straight then I'd have to go for someone boring like Jamie Oliver. At least he can cook.

Oh, or Sean Lock.

Golly Meglet you do go to extremes - from the fabulously well groomed Tom to the I wonder when he last had a wash Jamie.

Johnny Depp
George Clooney
Joaquin Phoenix
Brad Pitt

Rabbit, now I'll share anything. I'd give you my last 50p and my remaining gingerbread man if you asked nicely.

But DM, you cannot have.

Damon Albarn then I could smoke cannabis and sing blur songs for the rest of my days

Or Eddie Izzard. Or, the Alasdair Campbell character in The Thick Of It, what's his name (damn preg-brain)? Now there's a man who can talk dirty - but probably can cook all kinds o' fancy crap and is a softy really.

Malcolm Tucker!

Does the gingerbread man look like DM? I'll consider your offer...

Sean Bean...although 4 Mrs Beans would have been and gone for this to happen and my guess is it wouldn't stay the distance

I could sign my name "loulou77 Bean V" though

Tom Ford is lovely i agree and Richard Armitage is sooooo not gay

I used to live near Greg Wise and he is indeed one of the most attractive men on the planet. Swooned when i saw him.....

I am rather keen on chef Curtis Stone - I don't know if he's famous in the UK but he is here and in the US.

Good looking and he can cook. What's not to like?

My second choice would be Rupert Penry Jones.

No, maybe Rupert is my first choice?

Hmm.

Also Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall.

Maisie - I have a weird crush on Neil Oliver, but I don't think I would like to be married to him. I can't imagine he would ever say 'let's go to the Maldives and just crash on the beach for two weeks' - It would always be interesting walking holidays in the Lakes and I do plenty of that now.

Richard Armitage is confused - he thinks he's gay but really he's just not met me yet.

Hugh Laurie sigh

I've never thought of Charlie Brooker that way before. And now? I can't think of him in any other way.

David Attenborough. Or please, please can I have a young Roald Dahl.

I'm afraid he is mine, Potplant. Having written Love, Neil on my autograph I feel certain that we are now married and I'm probably pregnant with his child.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan
or Patrick Dempsey
Or Josh JacksonOr Jonas Armstrong

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