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Duffy: Does she ever wear ANYTHING other than a teeny strapless black dress, and other rants....

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WalkinginWaynettaWonderland · 01/01/2009 11:34

I managed to get through most of last year without having any feelings, good or bad, towards Duffy. Had heard her songs on the radio a few times, saw a picture of her once or twice, and that was pretty much it.

Over the past month however she seems to have been on TV non-stop: TOTP, SCD etc etc, and then last night on Jools Holland. And every time she has been wearing that stooopid dress (it is possible they are different LBDs but all are v short and strapless.
She, her dress, and those ridiculous arm movements to 'Mercy' make me want to throw things at the television.

Please tell me I am not alone.

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Tinker · 01/01/2009 19:09

Her whole act is a horrible contrived fake. She sounds like Hilda Baker

Tinker · 01/01/2009 19:11

Annie Lennox is another "quick, grab the remote" artiste as well. So f*cking dreary and worthy

notnowplease · 01/01/2009 19:12

annie lennox was tragic I think she was out to give the young ones a run for their money and came across desperate and old terrible voice and the dress was hideous.\lenny henry will be getting a talking to from dawn today i would think he looked like a lecherous old drunk/Lily allen lovely but voice mediocre.

WilfSell · 01/01/2009 19:12

Yes. Annie Lennox was shit too, but no-one NO-ONE compared for awfulness to Martha Reeves and the Vandelas. Everyone in the audience just looked embarrassed to be there when they banshee shrieked sang.

On the other hand, the Ting-Tings, Kelly Jones, that American band whose name escapes me and the mad Finnish harmonica band were all brilliant.

WilfSell · 01/01/2009 19:12

And Dizzee Rascal. He was great too, much against my better judgement.

Tinker · 01/01/2009 19:14

Kelly Jones passed me by for years but now makes me feel rather lecherous.

But Lily Allen? What's she for?

NomDePlume · 01/01/2009 19:19

Annie Loenox's dress was awful. Martha thingybob was terrible and totally showed up by the fabulous Ruby Turner at the end.

Duffy needs a new dress and Adele needs a new cardigan.

mrsmaidamess · 01/01/2009 19:20

Well I've just watched Martha Reeves at the start and considering her and the Vandellas have a combined age of about 256 I didn't think they did too badly

pinkteddy · 01/01/2009 19:22

Agree Wilfself about Martha! Kelly Jones sang a surprisingly good rendition of my girl.

Tingtings and hold steady (?) were great. I do have a soft spot for Annie but wish she had sung 'here comes the rain again' instead of whatever that dodgy song was she sang in the green dress! Didn't suit her voice at all.

NomDePlume · 01/01/2009 19:23

Kelly Jones I just don't get. Gappy toothed, beetle browed teeny man.

Tinker · 01/01/2009 19:25

Hmm, yes, he is rather teeny. I'm not after a relationship though so could, literally, overlook that.

MadameCastafiore · 01/01/2009 19:26

Ooohhh yes used to have a thing for Kelly Jones until I realised he was 2 foot tall!

My uncle and cousin went to see Duffy last month and said she is a proper minger - is very short and very chubby in real life and looks like she hit every branch on the way down and then went up for another go.

I think she is lovely and I like her music too!

mrsmaidamess · 01/01/2009 19:28

Oh Annie Lennox makes my teeth curl. SHUT UP . (I'm listening to this on i player a I type)

Kelly Jones has one vocal style-raspy shouting, and thats it.

mrsmaidamess · 01/01/2009 19:29

Plus of course its all taped on August the 25th.

pinkteddy · 01/01/2009 19:36

August!! I think it was taped at same time as Xmas TOTP cos Adele had same outfit and make up on!

mrsmaidamess · 01/01/2009 19:37

Yeah, thats taped in August too

cornsilk · 01/01/2009 19:40

What did Lenny Henry get up to then? Missed his bit.

FarmerChristmas · 01/01/2009 20:02

I saw Kelly Jones walking through Cardiff a few years ago and can confirm that he is v v short but he does have the most amazing skin, he looked all soft and velvety and luminous [sigh]

cornsilk · 01/01/2009 20:06

Who is this Kelly Jones bloke?

Tinker · 01/01/2009 20:08

Stereophonics lead singer

WilfSell · 01/01/2009 20:08

DH and I (as you do, over a coupla bottles of bubbly, sat in like saddoes on NYE ) discussed the relative merits of the Hootenanny acts, including the execrable Annie Lennox. Now [sadl] she is my era and in her prime at that time she was amazing. I remember her doing something live (was it LiveAid?) and she was electrifying.

But it was of its time. And last night she was SHITE. 1. Because she seemed unrehearsed. So very different from someone who is clearly a working singer like Ruby Turner. I felt annoyed and patronised, as if we were supposed to be grateful she just turned up. 2. She came across as someone who have never listened to any more music since 1986. That is particularly irritating in a singer/musician I think. Much better to do something classic (though she did murder That Man of Mine too) or contemporary, than one of your own rather dated songs.

Or if you must, at least sing it in a contemporary/classic style, not trying to relive your best years. Things move on.

And 3. however thin you are and however fashionable your pleated silk top, women over 50 just never get their upper arms out, bingo wings or not.

Cripes. Who knew we had such a lot to say on Annie Lennox?

LoveMyLapTop · 01/01/2009 21:33

Oh yes the Ting Tings were really good, didn't think much of them until last night.
Kelly Jones a Welsh Sex thimble, ogggy oggggy ogggy!

notnowbernard · 01/01/2009 21:37

Missed this last night

Did Dizzee Rascal do his cover of the Ting Tings 'That's not my name' ? I love it

WilfSell · 01/01/2009 21:42

Don't most singers just have one vocal style?

Give me Kelly Jones' croaky soul (circa Rod Stewart before he became all, er, pop) rather than Duffy's pretend sixties thing any blardy day.

I forgot Dave Edmunds too. What was weird about him was that GirlTalk was quite a cool song when it came out. And he's just turned into one of Chas and Dave. Cringe.

TheTwelveDAISYofChristmas · 01/01/2009 21:47

lol, I hate her silly arm waving as well, and Mercy and the new song sound sooo similar. also sick of the sight of her.

love kelly jones's (help pedants please) voice, but find it hard to take him seriously as a proper rock star with a name like Kelly!

I agree that the whole hootenany thing needs a fresh new look; it was great when it first started, but is crap now.