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Notfeelinit · 24/09/2026 16:36

Filling in the missing text on the ‘Trending’ banner (after the …) in your own head?

Only works with the longer … titles and obvs plenty of sad and tragic ones, I don’t mess with those, but the random sounding ones can be fun. For example at this moment we have:

Trending
AIBU to tell my neighbour’s Ye…
Is life always this crappy
Pleasantly surprised how chea…
Husband not happy with me w…
AIBU to feel uneasy about a te…
AIBU not to reduce my childre…
To be agreeing with new cons…

I read as:-

AIBU to tell my neighbour’s Yesterday by the Beatles was a good song?
Pleasantly surprised how cheap I am
Husband not happy with me willy shaped earrings
AIBU to feel uneasy about a teletubby on the loose?
AIBU not to reduce my children’s height, they won’t stop growing!

Is life always this crappy I just accidentally read as ‘creepy’ (which sounded intriguing)

AIBU to tell my neighbour’s Year 6 child to stop walking to school with us? | Mumsnet

I have two children, one in Year 4 and one in Reception. Every morning I walk them to school. For the past two weeks, a neighbour’s Year 6 child has b...

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5581839-aibu-to-tell-my-neighbours-year-6-child-to-stop-walking-to-school-with-us

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Notfeelinit · 24/09/2026 16:37

Copy pasted the text and it inserted the MN picture and a post, just ignore that bit! 😆

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Weeellokthen · 24/09/2026 16:42

Aww, would love to have taken part but work is calling. I shall look forward to the upcoming hilarious responses.

Notfeelinit · 24/09/2026 16:51

Got one for the last one,

‘To be agreeing with new cons..istency of Cadbury creme egg filling’

These are clearly the hot topics not being discussed!

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Notfeelinit · 24/09/2026 16:58

Ok a new one just went on and it’s perfect, ‘Desperately need a cleaner but…’

must of course be ‘Desperately need a cleaner butt’ 🤣

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SoRestedHeByTheTumTumTree · 24/09/2026 17:10

I do this all the time!

Loving "desperately needing a cleaner butt".

SoRestedHeByTheTumTumTree · 24/09/2026 17:14

AIBU to be uneasy about a tea...

...bag that is giving me funny looks from the worktop

To be agreeing with new conse.....

...quences for people with no table manners.

Notfeelinit · 24/09/2026 19:50

SoRestedHeByTheTumTumTree · 24/09/2026 17:10

I do this all the time!

Loving "desperately needing a cleaner butt".

Hahaha 🤣🤣 love both of them!

Also interested to find out what these new consequences might be 👀

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Notfeelinit · 24/09/2026 19:51

SoRestedHeByTheTumTumTree · 24/09/2026 17:10

I do this all the time!

Loving "desperately needing a cleaner butt".

🤭

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Notfeelinit · 24/09/2026 19:59

Ok, turning to the Shopping banner now for fresh material,

Thread 3 - the one where thing,,.

…from the Adam’s Family runs for president

To get rid of all my clothes and…

…run naked into the street (of course! 😁)

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Notfeelinit · 24/09/2026 20:10

Can anyone help me chose wh…

…inny-the-Pooh ballgown for black tie event?

(Staying true to the shopping category)

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Notfeelinit · 05/10/2026 17:09

Ok just doing this for my own amusement now

..Would you tell parents about in…

..ternational secret spy identity

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Takethehuntingquiche · 05/10/2026 17:25

Well the first suggestion you make won't work as it is neighbour's not neighbours so would have to be something like AIBU to tell my neighbour's yellow canary to stop being so bloody loud and annoying?

Notfeelinit · 05/10/2026 20:42

Ah yes you are right @Takethehuntingquiche I missed the apostrophe!

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