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I'm the genie of the lamp I grant you three wishes.

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MadellineBellPictureMeGoneNS · 13/09/2026 20:53

Light hearted for the most part.
1.dw hip operation
2.bad Victorian taxidermy
3 a supply of buttons cheese &tomato puffs.
That's my bit.⚱️

OP posts:
dustabsorber · 14/09/2026 13:37

To be able to write songs like Dolly Parton did

MadellineBellPictureMeGoneNS · 14/09/2026 14:49

TheChosenTwo · 13/09/2026 22:46

Good health and happiness for all of my loved ones and everyone who is a good person at heart.

other than that one very small wish, I’d give up subsequent ones if you would agree to grant @Hoodle ’s third wish!

Since your wish for Hoodles 3rd wish
Comes from a good hearted place.
Genie grants your wish.
Shazam
💥💥⚱️

OP posts:
ClearlyNoIdea · 14/09/2026 14:53
  1. That my kids all end up in jobs that will support them buying a house and a family if they wish.
  2. That my kids stay safe at all times and that nothing or nobody can harm them.
  3. That I grow old enough to spend time with my kids and my grand kids if I am lucky enough to have some.
TheChosenTwo · 14/09/2026 18:50

MadellineBellPictureMeGoneNS · 14/09/2026 14:49

Since your wish for Hoodles 3rd wish
Comes from a good hearted place.
Genie grants your wish.
Shazam
💥💥⚱️

Aww you’re the best genie ever, thanks 🙏🏽
may good things find you and all your loved ones forever more 💐

aliasfrog · 14/09/2026 19:26
  1. Infinite wishes 😉
  2. Finally get my hogwarts letter and go there
  3. For me and everyone I love to live long healthy happy lives
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