I'm the genie of the lamp I grant you three wishes.

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Light hearted for the most part.
1.dw hip operation
2.bad Victorian taxidermy
3 a supply of buttons cheese &tomato puffs.
That's my bit.⚱️

1. Take away my disabilty, if you can't do that can I have a high-end top of the range wheelchair.
2. The kind if constitution where i can eat what I like and not gain weight.
3. Enough money to keep me comfortable for the rest of my life. Not millions but so i can cover all my bills with enough spare for days out, holidays and occasional treats.

1. A new truck
2. An apprenticeship for DS
3. A new e bike

The wishes are yours and all wishes are granted.
T& C only apply to bad intent wishes.
Which are not good for the wishee
Best wishes from the Genie.

1. Lose weight without having to try (but to remain healthy!)
2. make life easy for my son who has Autism
3. Make my mum healthy and mobile again

Good health (hope that’s not cheating as I have a few conditions)

Excellent dentition

Money. Sorry if this is against the fairytale tradition. But a hefty sum in my bank account would ease many problems

Ensure disabled DS has a happy life

Find me some clothes I actually like

Redecorate my house

Health
(have had some health issues in the past and would like to resign them to the history books permanently)

Wealth
(Just enough to not have to worry about money and be able to afford a few fun things)

Happiness
(Well who doesn't!)

All wishes are pre granted
Only evil or spite not catered for
I shall pop back into my lamp and leave the MN wishers to it.Genie.💥💥

1. All the bindweed in my garden to disappear
2. dh to suddenly decide he wants to do my niche hobby with me so it can become something we share instead of a source of tension and he can have as much fun as I do
3. A talking raven for DS2 to go to sixth form college with him and generally be a friend as well as make him look ineffably cool as it sits on his shoulder

Could I have a lottery win please? Id spend it buying Secure housing for DC2, (others still at home AN) I'd pay for repairs on my own mortgaged property and fund a modest retirement for myself, because I'm mid 60s and knackered from working full time at NMW.

1. My DC to enjoy each other's company without constant bickering
2. Someone to clean and tidy my house and garden
3. World peace etc

You didn't say we couldn't ask for extra wishes, so that if possible!

1. immortality for anyone who I want to grant it to.
2. to know our place in the universe in terms of other worlds, aliens etc.
3. my daughter's health conditions to be cured.

1. Time travel so my horrible thing wouldn't have happened
2. Make me happy with how I look
3. Give me a sense of direction, I could get lost in a wetherspoons.

Please and thank you :-)

1, chronic pain disappears
2, we get 20 million pounds
3, ds thrives

1. A cure for DC's dad's mental illness would bring DC such peace
2. A neat route out of my impossible career into something sustainable
3. To experience light-hearted anticipatory excitement about spontaneous and planned events again, after many years caring for mentally unwell ex-spouse.

1. Heath and happiness for all my family
2. A lottery win to retire now
3. A dog.

Good health.

Great wealth.

Immediate cancellation of Mrs Brown’s Boys.

1. for things to be easy
2. for everyone I know to have everything they need
3. for the dog to not be a dick and chill out a bit

1. Switch off my adhd
2. Health and happiness for me and my loved ones.
3. A few million in the bank that I could distribute to charities and individuals as I see fit.

Or maybe I should swap one of those for an end to war and poverty. Can the genie deliver that?

A very large grant to do my research.

An extra 10 years of life for DH. Or 20.

A cure for DS epilepsy.

Ah the 3rd one maybe problematic
Under Genie code because some people derive joy from it (I know,I know)
It could fall into spite category.
💥💥⚱️
That's me back in the lamp.

Self awareness
Self Control
A shit tonne of money

Careful about the immortality wish - you need to ask for immortality coupled with youth and good health.

I wish and I'm a Genie
Humans must try and solve that one
As there's too much for Genie to solve that💥💥⚱️