I'm the genie of the lamp I grant you three wishes.

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Light hearted for the most part.
1.dw hip operation
2.bad Victorian taxidermy
3 a supply of buttons cheese &tomato puffs.
That's my bit.⚱️

Thank you wearywumman
You're very wise.💥💥⚱️
That's Genie back in the lamp for
Genie. Dreamy sleeps.

1. to have every pair of shoes I’ve owned since I was 10 in new condition
2. to be able to drink as much alcohol as I like without getting more than pleasantly squiffy
3. happiness for DD (thought I should include something conventional)

1. For DS to have a happy and fulfilling life.

1. Pots of money.

1. Perfect figure without trying.

Enough money to retire, not to live lavishly, just to live comfortably, with space from people, without worry. I just want anxiety to be minimised.

Better feet and legs, not just from an aesthetic view (although that would be good) but for less pain and discomfort.

That society (UK and globally) just does better. We have allowed machines/screens to rule us and it has been to our detriment. We crave more, over consume, compare, insult, denigrate, allowed nastiness to be a default. I wish we could just all get on, respect each other and realise that we all suffer hardships regardless of where we are in life, there is no need to add to the load.

1. no more terminal illnesses or fatal accidents for anyone - just natural peaceful old age and death.
2. Let me and my folks live happily and healthily ever after
3. stop wars

1. for me to always be happy.
2. for the people I love to always be haopy
3. To always say the right thing.

A detached house with a garden (typing this while listening to the upstairs neighbours telly 🙄)

The ability to have a few drinks without needing two days to recover (I used to drink more on a work night than I had yesterday, I've achieved NOTHING today!)

Legs a couple of inches longer

For all people and animals everywhere always to be happy. That's it

Just one for me, to have my DH back.

I'd ask for
fixing my child's medical condition
a fulfilled life for each of my children
a good outcome for a friend's ill son.
I'd write a nice thank you letter afterwards.

Good health and happiness for all of my loved ones and everyone who is a good person at heart.

other than that one very small wish, I’d give up subsequent ones if you would agree to grant @Hoodle ’s third wish!

1. my kids to be happy, healthy and successful
2. DH and I to have many happy years together
3. the world to be a safe place

1 Excellent physical and mental health, from birth until death from old age, for all of my wider family and all of DH's.
2 Detached homes me and DHs families with nice neighbour's in a UK safe from war.
3.Enough financial security to be comfortable and have choices, but not so much that it ruins lives or makes people lazy.

To see my lovely mum again.
Repair the damage humans have done to our world.
Happy lives for my children.

1. The ability to run a marathon in 3 hours
2. My left boob returned to my chest all healthy and pert
3. To finish writing the book I’ve never properly managed to get started!

Cure my cancer
Pay my debts
My son to get the job of his dreams

1. make someone else the president of the USA so I can my autistic son to America, it’s always been his dream but he refuses to go why Donald trump is president.
2. a house that fixes itself, everytime I solve one problem another one pops up
3. I don’t want a shit ton of money, tbh I don’t know what I’d do with it. 1mil would be great.

1. get rid of Endometriosis
2. make concerts and musicals financially accessible to all with no touts
3. Bring back bitza pizza

No 1 will be solved in 2 years' time with no genie. Or maybe I am the genie.

No 1 will just carry on with someone else at the helm. Trump’s ideology will be the blueprint for US politics whoever is president. It’s the end of democracy as we know it.

1. For all the war mongering world leaders to put their egos to one side and look at the shit show they’ve created.
2. For all the new babies born into our family over the last year and a bit to have happy healthy lives
3. To win enough money to live somewhere nicer and buy some scanners for Guy’s Hospital

Totally impossible wishes

To be able to speak fluently the language of any country I visit.

To be able to stick two fingers in my mouth & do a really piercing whistle

To wake up & be a size 12 again - with no flabby bits!

3 more wishes

To play guitar like Brian May

Run as fast as Usain Bolt