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If Count Binface wins, would he be allowed into the House of Commons?

57 replies

purplespink · 14/07/2026 09:21

I was just wondering, if he refused to take the bin off to get in through security, would he actually be allowed to physically enter parliament?🤔

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clearlyy · 14/07/2026 09:22

I’m sure I read somewhere the other day that he would have to take the bin off!

DosPerros · 14/07/2026 09:23

Yes because that’s the point of winning - he would have a seat in the Commons

LightlyRoamingOcelots · 14/07/2026 09:27

The full getup would probably be classified as a suit of armour which would be illegal. He could create an adapted version that meets parliamentary rules using some of the £98,599 basic annual salary he will receive. For voting, while covid-type face masks are allowed he will need to have enough of his face visible for the tellers to be able to clearly identify him. Some kind of smaller more lightweight bin with a removable face plate might work.

purplespink · 14/07/2026 09:34

@DosPerroshe’d need to be allowed in of course but that doesn’t mean they need to let him in with a bin covering his whole head/ face. Surely he’d need to meet some form of dress code to be allowed in is my point?

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BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/07/2026 15:22

This from Google

They don’t mention a suit of armour or bins but he can’t wear chinos

As it needs to be smart I’d say as long as he remains polished it’s all good then

‘ MPs in the House of Commons chamber must wear formal business attire. This prohibits jeans, T-shirts, trainers, and sportswear. Male MPs are expected to wear a jacket, though a tie is no longer mandatory. Visitors in the public gallery have no strict dress code. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Members of Parliament (Chamber)
Standard: Must "dress in a formal manner in keeping with business and professional standards".
Banned items: Jeans, chinos, T-shirts, trainers, sandals, and sportswear are explicitly not allowed.
Ties: Wearing a tie is no longer required, as confirmed by official Erskine May parliamentary rules.
Voting: More relaxed dress standards apply to MPs simply walking through the division lobbies to vote, provided they do not enter the chamber itself. ‘

Error404FucksNotFound · 14/07/2026 15:24

I just wish nobody else had joined in.
Just him against farage would have been hilarious and made a much better point.

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/07/2026 15:25

Error404FucksNotFound · 14/07/2026 15:24

I just wish nobody else had joined in.
Just him against farage would have been hilarious and made a much better point.

Oh dear
What havd I missed
I just want the two of them to go head to head
Whose ruining the fun

DrRylandGrace · 15/07/2026 12:10

clearlyy · 14/07/2026 09:22

I’m sure I read somewhere the other day that he would have to take the bin off!

I’m not sure this is true. The conventions state that it’s not generally appropriate to wear headwear. There are exceptions and in fact this used to be used to distinguish between types of intervention because members would put on their hat to make their intention clear to the Speaker. Regardless, this isn’t a hat: the clue is in the name! Binface. There’s no convention requiring members to remove their face.

DrRylandGrace · 15/07/2026 12:12

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/07/2026 15:22

This from Google

They don’t mention a suit of armour or bins but he can’t wear chinos

As it needs to be smart I’d say as long as he remains polished it’s all good then

‘ MPs in the House of Commons chamber must wear formal business attire. This prohibits jeans, T-shirts, trainers, and sportswear. Male MPs are expected to wear a jacket, though a tie is no longer mandatory. Visitors in the public gallery have no strict dress code. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

Members of Parliament (Chamber)
Standard: Must "dress in a formal manner in keeping with business and professional standards".
Banned items: Jeans, chinos, T-shirts, trainers, sandals, and sportswear are explicitly not allowed.
Ties: Wearing a tie is no longer required, as confirmed by official Erskine May parliamentary rules.
Voting: More relaxed dress standards apply to MPs simply walking through the division lobbies to vote, provided they do not enter the chamber itself. ‘

Edited

Can they really tell Binface what constitutes “formal attire” on Sigma IX? He is dressed in his military uniform as an intergalactic space warrior, and military uniform is generally considered to be formal attire.

DrRylandGrace · 15/07/2026 12:13

LightlyRoamingOcelots · 14/07/2026 09:27

The full getup would probably be classified as a suit of armour which would be illegal. He could create an adapted version that meets parliamentary rules using some of the £98,599 basic annual salary he will receive. For voting, while covid-type face masks are allowed he will need to have enough of his face visible for the tellers to be able to clearly identify him. Some kind of smaller more lightweight bin with a removable face plate might work.

I doubt they’d have much difficulty in identifying him and not mistaking him for one of the other MPs.

LightlyRoamingOcelots · 15/07/2026 12:22

DrRylandGrace · 15/07/2026 12:13

I doubt they’d have much difficulty in identifying him and not mistaking him for one of the other MPs.

Not good enough - an impostor could easily steal or replicate the regalia and sneak a fraudulent vote.

BlueberryBriePancake · 15/07/2026 12:25

I want Count Binface to win but it seems like Nigel is riding off the back of a terrible tragedy, to try and validate himself and make his acceptance of 5 million for ‘security’ credible.

KittyCorncrake · 15/07/2026 12:26

He won’t win and is s scandal that he is allowed to stand and make a mockery of a serious process. The system need to be changed to make the deposit much higher and only registered political parties allowed to offer a candidate

BlueberryBriePancake · 15/07/2026 12:30

KittyCorncrake · 15/07/2026 12:26

He won’t win and is s scandal that he is allowed to stand and make a mockery of a serious process. The system need to be changed to make the deposit much higher and only registered political parties allowed to offer a candidate

So you don’t agree with independent candidates or private limited businesses standing ?

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 15/07/2026 13:11

LightlyRoamingOcelots · 15/07/2026 12:22

Not good enough - an impostor could easily steal or replicate the regalia and sneak a fraudulent vote.

I would imagine the HofC is well aware they need to check identity
It would be no different for anyone else that secures a seat with facial coverings

Hummusfiend · 15/07/2026 13:27

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/07/2026 15:25

Oh dear
What havd I missed
I just want the two of them to go head to head
Whose ruining the fun

Edited

This bunch of utter muppets: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crlw69p6lyeo

A hand places a ballot paper into a black ballot box.

The candidates standing in the Clacton by-election

The full list of candidates who have declared they intend to fight the Clacton by-election.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crlw69p6lyeo

ForeverNowWithin · 15/07/2026 13:28

Error404FucksNotFound · 14/07/2026 15:24

I just wish nobody else had joined in.
Just him against farage would have been hilarious and made a much better point.

It wouldn't have been so hilarious when he was actually expected to do the job. A job he never in his wildest dreams thought he'd ever have to do, or ever had any intention of doing.

BlueberryBriePancake · 15/07/2026 13:31

ForeverNowWithin · 15/07/2026 13:28

It wouldn't have been so hilarious when he was actually expected to do the job. A job he never in his wildest dreams thought he'd ever have to do, or ever had any intention of doing.

Not sure who you are talking about here as I don’t think Nigel has been particularly active or supportive in Clacton!!!

Have a feeling if Count Binface wins he will take the job seriously and do his best to actually make a difference in Clacton. Can’t see him jetting off to Washington or the Maldives etc and meeting up with the likes of Trump (although I’d LOVE to see that interaction!)

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 15/07/2026 13:32

I’m sure that he’s said that if he won, he’d move to Clacton and take up his seat - without the Binface get up, presumably.
He’s actually a very clever bloke and would undoubtedly be better for Clacton than nasty little spiv Nigel.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 15/07/2026 13:36

KittyCorncrake · 15/07/2026 12:26

He won’t win and is s scandal that he is allowed to stand and make a mockery of a serious process. The system need to be changed to make the deposit much higher and only registered political parties allowed to offer a candidate

Any ‘mockery’ has been created by the man who has stood down as MP, in order to avoid investigations for extreme dodginess.

SerendipityJane · 15/07/2026 13:43

The House of Commons writes it's own rules (something about parliament being supreme). So it's up to them.

MargoLivebetter · 15/07/2026 13:45

purplespink · 14/07/2026 09:21

I was just wondering, if he refused to take the bin off to get in through security, would he actually be allowed to physically enter parliament?🤔

No, of course not. If he wouldn't take the bin off, how could security know who he was. I don't think he'd fit through the security airlock doors that members use either!

Yetanotherone12 · 15/07/2026 13:53

Asked and answered:

Andrew Marr: " The Commons rules are very clear and they forbid face coverings "

Count Binface: " Well the Commons rules are very clear about what you can do with donations , but that seems to have got all murky so why can't I see how the line can get tested ? "

SerendipityJane · 15/07/2026 13:54

Yetanotherone12 · 15/07/2026 13:53

Asked and answered:

Andrew Marr: " The Commons rules are very clear and they forbid face coverings "

Count Binface: " Well the Commons rules are very clear about what you can do with donations , but that seems to have got all murky so why can't I see how the line can get tested ? "

Ouch !

sunnydayyzz · 15/07/2026 14:04

KittyCorncrake · 15/07/2026 12:26

He won’t win and is s scandal that he is allowed to stand and make a mockery of a serious process. The system need to be changed to make the deposit much higher and only registered political parties allowed to offer a candidate

Count Binface is part of a long, eccentric, and beloved tradition of satirical and joke candidates in British politics.

RIP Screaming Lord Sutch.

What's an actual scandal is old Weaselface Farage.