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He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162

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Spandauer · 12/04/2026 17:39

Old enough to remember whole years in which I barely thought about the American president.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/chat/5513875-depraved-desperate-deluded-and-dangerous-trump-thread-160

eta: in my haste I think I've numbered the thread incorrectly! Oh well.

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Spandauer · 16/04/2026 18:11

DuncinToffee · 16/04/2026 16:55

Trump: "It has been my Honor to solve 9 Wars across the World, and this will be my 10th, so let's, GET IT DONE! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

Lebanon isn't a combatant. There is no Lebanese fire for the Lebanese government to cease.

This is Netanyahu on his tod.

OP posts:
Stirabout · 16/04/2026 19:02

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 16/04/2026 17:05

What an absolute arsehole. “Solving” wars you started doesn’t count, you absolute cockwomble.

Well said

Meanwhile
he pulls money from Charities

He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162
AcrossthePond55 · 16/04/2026 19:04

Listening to him and seeing his 'truths' lately, it appears that his numbers 1 and 2 favourite adjectives are now 'powerful/powerfully' and 'strong'. 'Beautiful' and bigly' have now dropped to 3rd and 4th place.

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RafaistheKingofClay · 16/04/2026 19:06

What was the 9th war? (Ok what were the first 8 really) Have I missed one I’m sure last time he’d only stopped 8.

JoshLymanSwagger · 16/04/2026 19:12

RafaistheKingofClay · 16/04/2026 19:06

What was the 9th war? (Ok what were the first 8 really) Have I missed one I’m sure last time he’d only stopped 8.

Civil?

Evenstar · 16/04/2026 19:31

😂

He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162
Wipeywipey · 16/04/2026 19:33

JoshLymanSwagger · 16/04/2026 19:12

Civil?

Someone has skipped to Series 3!

Really not sure it is wise for the King to go over to kiss butt of his brother's former friend now that he has made an enemy of the Pope as well as the entire world. Hopefully someone in PR will give Charles some advice in line with the Labour plan of not pandering to tyrants, let alone sex traffic colluders. Surely not a good look for UK either.

SerendipityJane · 16/04/2026 19:36

AcrossthePond55 · 16/04/2026 19:04

Listening to him and seeing his 'truths' lately, it appears that his numbers 1 and 2 favourite adjectives are now 'powerful/powerfully' and 'strong'. 'Beautiful' and bigly' have now dropped to 3rd and 4th place.

Freud blushes ...

SerendipityJane · 16/04/2026 19:37

Wipeywipey · 16/04/2026 19:33

Someone has skipped to Series 3!

Really not sure it is wise for the King to go over to kiss butt of his brother's former friend now that he has made an enemy of the Pope as well as the entire world. Hopefully someone in PR will give Charles some advice in line with the Labour plan of not pandering to tyrants, let alone sex traffic colluders. Surely not a good look for UK either.

Charles is head of the CofE.

Is Trump the de jure head of a religion with millions of adherents across the world ?

Maybe Charles could make a speech that manages to crowbar that in. Maybe among the bit about how well the Dow is doing ?

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 16/04/2026 19:39

Wipeywipey · 16/04/2026 19:33

Someone has skipped to Series 3!

Really not sure it is wise for the King to go over to kiss butt of his brother's former friend now that he has made an enemy of the Pope as well as the entire world. Hopefully someone in PR will give Charles some advice in line with the Labour plan of not pandering to tyrants, let alone sex traffic colluders. Surely not a good look for UK either.

It is puzzling, isn't it? Is he going to the 250th celebrations to show there are no hard feelings about the Boston Tea Party, or what?

DuncinToffee · 16/04/2026 20:46

His ballroom sounds more like a nuclear bunker

From his TS

"Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital & Medical Facilities,Top Secret Military Installations, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Drone Proof Ceilings, Military Grade Venting, & Bullet, Ballistic, & Blast Proof Glass"

DuncinToffee · 16/04/2026 20:47

Full TS

He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162
Wipeywipey · 16/04/2026 20:51

DuncinToffee · 16/04/2026 20:46

His ballroom sounds more like a nuclear bunker

From his TS

"Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital & Medical Facilities,Top Secret Military Installations, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Drone Proof Ceilings, Military Grade Venting, & Bullet, Ballistic, & Blast Proof Glass"

No wonder he was in such a rush to start works without official approval!
I bet he is fuming that they have been halted so he can't retreat to it. Who knows what he would have done if he did have it though.

Pedallleur · 16/04/2026 20:51

DuncinToffee · 16/04/2026 20:46

His ballroom sounds more like a nuclear bunker

From his TS

"Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital & Medical Facilities,Top Secret Military Installations, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Drone Proof Ceilings, Military Grade Venting, & Bullet, Ballistic, & Blast Proof Glass"

Can't be that Top Secret if he has told everyone and who is this hospital for?

LaverneBakerImtheonetodoitNSOUL · 16/04/2026 21:08

Stirabout · 16/04/2026 19:02

Well said

Meanwhile
he pulls money from Charities

All been said before he really is a vindictive bastard.
On these threads he must have had every insult known written about him.

Pedallleur · 16/04/2026 21:10

Odd how all the other Presidents who were in office throughout the Cold War, 9/11, Korean and Vietnam wars plus Iraq/Afghanistan managed to run the country without this ballroom and its amenities

TiredCatLady · 16/04/2026 21:51

DuncinToffee · 16/04/2026 20:46

His ballroom sounds more like a nuclear bunker

From his TS

"Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital & Medical Facilities,Top Secret Military Installations, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Drone Proof Ceilings, Military Grade Venting, & Bullet, Ballistic, & Blast Proof Glass"

That scene from Downfall but “Donfall”, Hegseth shirtless and sweating, RFK in a tinfoil hat, a map showing all stars as blue and piles of McDs wrappers.

PickAChew · 16/04/2026 22:10

Durham Cunty Hall has a ballroom and they're demolishing it, next year. Our Reform council could have offered it to him for free, so loong as he dismantled it himself.

walllaw · 16/04/2026 22:21

PickAChew · 16/04/2026 22:10

Durham Cunty Hall has a ballroom and they're demolishing it, next year. Our Reform council could have offered it to him for free, so loong as he dismantled it himself.

Durham Cunty Hall

And it's already named for him! 😂

MsJinks · 16/04/2026 23:43

In Threads they had a bunker below the town hall - the important folk went there - it didn’t end well for them - and it stayed with me. If I see the light of a 1000 suns anytime soon then I’m going to spare a few seconds to think of the orange and his army dying slowly stuck in that abomination.

But seriously they have AF1 and must have sort of bunker so wtf is this so necessary?

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/04/2026 23:48

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 16/04/2026 19:39

It is puzzling, isn't it? Is he going to the 250th celebrations to show there are no hard feelings about the Boston Tea Party, or what?

I'm secretly hoping he'll sing 'I'll be back' from Hamilton.

LaverneBakerImtheonetodoitNSOUL · 16/04/2026 23:49

Another gold vanity project for the lunatic.

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/04/2026 23:50

LaverneBakerImtheonetodoitNSOUL · 16/04/2026 21:08

All been said before he really is a vindictive bastard.
On these threads he must have had every insult known written about him.

Greed and spite - sums up this presidency.

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