Name a better trio than Onion, Garlic & Ginger - Trump Thread #155

[Spandauer]

Blood clot, Announcement, Champagne.

(Shamelessly stolen from @Justsaynonow 's
post on the last thread)

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5482659-whatever-atrocity-is-next-trump-thread-154

Q & A: (this is where I usually have to turn him off as this is where his extemporaneous remarks veer into absolute insanity and self-aggrandizement.

Some GA steel magnate 'wants to kiss him'. He said 'no thank you'.
Canada & Mexico have 'ripped us off', something about cars that then enlarged into 'the whole world'
Taiwan stole our 'chip chip chip'.

I saved Intel!!
Everyone is building chip factories in the US to avoid tariffs, terrible. )wouldn't that be a good thing?)
SCOTUS 'swayed' by 'foreign interests'. Slimeballs.
Back on car business 'being stolen'
I'm not talking to CNN, fake news. (refusing to take a question)

Ok, guys. Can't take anymore. I'm out.

Germany are sending them back....

erm...

Almost like not written by smart people.

In court for next 5 years.

Oh god, I hope he's not still around then...😱

Wait…I thought guns were bad now and that you deserve to be shot by a federal agent if you dare to own one. Isn’t that what the Magats said?

He is serious about the 10%.

He gave the farmers 10 billion out of tarriff money.

(Yeah, cos they went bankrupt cos your tarriff war last time)

Trump: “The Court has given me the unquestioned right to destroy foreign countries.”

He can do whatever he wants.

Wait what. A steelmaker bought new cranes because big beautiful act stopped tax on tips ?

He met Bill Ford, the head of Ford.

Murders are down.

Is this for real?

Chyna centric.

BINGO

I rebuilt the Military.

BINGO

Yup.

I've lost the will...need 🍻

<passes through thread with drinks trolley and food>
🍕🍔🍟🌭🍿🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥃🥤

Some of them (tariffs) stand. Some dont. We will replace them.

(swill) (slurp)

Iran. They better negotiate a fair deal. 32k dead. Cranes used for hanging.

Europe is not recognizable.

WINDMILLS.

BINGO.

Europe will be killed by immigration. Everyone knows what I mean.

President Trump saved 35 million lives... to an Indian reporter.

Wow.

No BINGO full house for me. I have sleepy Joe on mine. And Barack HUSSAIN Obamna.

Unfortunately it is. And off the scale doesn't touch the sides.

Well he did allude to an administration 'one and a half years ago', so I think you can consider that a mention of Biden, if not by Scrotus' 'soubriquet'.

“Europe has gone woke. Europe is not recognisable.”

😂

I do hope nobody tells him about Spain.

Actually, it might raise his blood-pressure to the point at which he exploded, messily. Let's all talk about Spain all we can!

And this is why I thought the New York Post was satire.

On a serious note, who let the lunatic out of asylum, and when is the real president going to make an appearance?

Amazing that the WH take on the SCOTUS decision was that Trump is now free to do whatever he likes. I think that he will now demonstrate this perceived increase of power by throwing tariffs around willy nilly and invading/attacking Iran asap.