Is this the weirdest product on Amazon?

[Aparecium]

I was looking for a way to hang block soap in the shower. I did not expect this. The mind boggles.

https://amzn.eu/d/00Ea9wxr

(No, it’s not obscene.)

Fab idea for stocking filler for kids!

Soap snot! Revolting.

( Thanks OP, I am now thinking who I could buy it for……..)

Repugnant.

I’m now imagining all the ways it could be worse so thanks for that 😱

Heee, I did wonder how it worked/otherwise you'd end up with a constant stream and a puddle underneath. There are several listed so I checked through till I found one with a review. If it's the same as the original (it did have similar pics and look the same ) it is just a silicone face and does not fill as a soap dispenser

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chicken-Decorations-Couples-Sleeping-Cabinets/dp/B0G69HFC1G/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?crid=3HBDGIR6LH86D&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Klt4Ac9G5mMjUNCKthyXNjGE9XVJepmEcUjlrD_yjwoQJpn3ZaGeiMI-tTdwt_S8CvGfGaUBq0YErm3gB8yaBO888UeVXLXP9vFixC27XFydGbefEHHZD7t-36mG50HoaQrBabzXYDLXpShW4Se_ZgFRqpUDZCqhwJL9BYeYC6xayminCORmP5cLgQbvIwU1ASsSxt4fhcM4pZVpJa6EkQ.SXwQDfwPS3AT746xy6DHro7RDv0BFJaYNilo1mKEpvI&dib_tag=se&keywords=chicken+lamp&qid=1770293306&sprefix=chicken+la%2Caps%2C140&sr=8-4

My favourite is this one. I'm eyeing it up for next year's secret Santa.

🤣
Definitely one for the SS list!

I'm absolutely killing myself laughing!

It's creepy in an hilarous way!

It makes me feel sick. I definitely won't be getting one!

Well it made me laugh out loud, and I really needed that right now!

thanks OP 😆😆😆❤️

And Wow! How much semen to make that creme caramel?

That's not a sentence I ever thought I would read!
😂

Would a soap cage work?

I used to love creme caramel…

Do you have to freeze it and build up how much you have, like if you have an egg white over from a recipe?

Have you never seen the cock soap?
You got to pull it up n down and soap squits out the end so it looks like it’s come!!

@Aparecium I did not expect that!!! i bet there is a bum one somewhere. Come to think of it, likely a ick one. Your choice of state of the dck

Inspired! I have nowhere to put my soap in the bathroom without it slipping into the bath or sink. Or making a mess. Thank you I just ordered one 😊

😂

On the same theme I did see for sale a thing you could attach to a coffee dispenser which does indeed look like a little plastic man is shitting in your cup.

How whimsical.

Found it. https://youtube.com/shorts/8soeUXQ64OA?si=ZdEIzJmdjJq54YyK

Very peculiar. The reviews on other amazon listings say it is not even a soap dispenser, just a silicone nose and mouth.

I bought my Mum an egg separator (as a joke!) that's in the shape of a nose and you put the egg into the top, tip it and the white pours out of the nostrils like snot.