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Is this the weirdest product on Amazon?

97 replies

Aparecium · 03/02/2026 22:24

I was looking for a way to hang block soap in the shower. I did not expect this. The mind boggles.

https://amzn.eu/d/00Ea9wxr

(No, it’s not obscene.)

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WimbyAce · 04/02/2026 14:19

My kids would love that!!

BauhausOfEliott · 04/02/2026 15:15

abracadabra1980 · 04/02/2026 04:43

It's not to my taste 🤣 but it states NOVELTY. Kids would maybe find it funny! I do think Mumsnet is so humourless and serious at times.

Surely you can see that most people are actually laughing at how weird / gross it is, and making jokes about it?

Allseeingallknowing · 04/02/2026 15:23

Just imagine a bottom or Willy version! Amazon also have a door knocker like a Willy and balls . Ideal for those who have everything!

Allseeingallknowing · 04/02/2026 15:24

Hellohelga · 04/02/2026 14:18

Hilarious. One review says… Perfect for secret Santa gift. Don’t forget to stick a couple of pages together for extra authenticity 😂

Well, 385 tried it!

JudgeJ · 04/02/2026 15:26

Allseeingallknowing · 04/02/2026 15:23

Just imagine a bottom or Willy version! Amazon also have a door knocker like a Willy and balls . Ideal for those who have everything!

Pity you missed the soaps on a rope of the 1970s, no imagination needed!

BernadetteJune · 04/02/2026 15:47

Tacky and Yucky 😲

Catwalking · 04/02/2026 16:33

OneMoreProfiterole · 04/02/2026 06:57

This is the thing I’ve found on Amazon that I’ve thought ‘who would eat anything cooked from this?’

https://amzn.eu/d/0hZ3Shr4

You did notice this is (lol) ‘ 1 of a pair’ 😂
the other being “The Semen Bartender's Handbook”.
( at foot of listing in “frequently bought together” box 🙄)

Letmeloveyou · 04/02/2026 16:42

Get yourself a rack and soap from tetra zebra. The soap is natural and putting it on the drying rack prevents it getting too wet and going slushy!

ScholesPanda · 04/02/2026 16:50

The pic of the woman washing dishes...I've been sick in my mouth! I've been sick in my mouth!

JohnTheRevelator · 04/02/2026 16:57

Not obscene. But gross! 🤢😂

TallShip · 04/02/2026 17:01

I now feel 🤢 Serves me right for looking!

SeaBaseAlpha · 04/02/2026 17:09

Just imagine filling that with Original Source mint and tea tree shower gel...

TheOliveFinch · 04/02/2026 17:59

My current liquid soap is green (aloe vera) I can’t unsee it in one of those , but if you had a child who was reluctant hand washer I think it would be popular

Aparecium · 04/02/2026 18:13

It would make a hilarious Secret Santa present 🤣

Report back, @HavingABlether, and tell us what it’s like in reality.

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TheignT · 04/02/2026 18:25

It's the marmite of soap dispensers. I don't like marmite and I don't like this. I have marmite in the cupboard as DH likes it but I don't think I'll buy this.

TheignT · 04/02/2026 18:27

TheOliveFinch · 04/02/2026 17:59

My current liquid soap is green (aloe vera) I can’t unsee it in one of those , but if you had a child who was reluctant hand washer I think it would be popular

Depends on the child. I think one of mine would have liked it, one would have thought it was revolting. The other two would probably have laughed and then thought nothing if it.

Beachtastic · 04/02/2026 19:48

rainydaysaway · 04/02/2026 07:14

free on Kindle Unlimited! I’ll let DH know he’s sorting out dinner tonight…

"sorting out dinner" has become my new preferred euphemism 🤣

Pebbles16 · 04/02/2026 19:49

Bleurgh

Lifeomars · 04/02/2026 20:49

If I had a child at home I would be tempted to get that. Reckon they would be washing their hands multiple times a day.

butidid · 04/02/2026 22:16

The nose - disgustingly amazing. I think they should do a toddler version with a cute little button noise that constantly leaks

And Wow! How much semen to make that creme caramel?

Ohnonononotagain · 04/02/2026 22:16

Oh you should have put a " sensitive content" warning on that link OP!

Absolutely disgusting. Why would anyone want to buy that?

HughGrantsfurrysquirrel · 04/02/2026 22:35

Sbcds · 03/02/2026 22:56

i think that’s such a funny item! My youngest ones would definitely love this and encourage them to wash hands more. Anything else like this?

Isn't it?! I'm going to buy one. X

ThreeTescoBags · 04/02/2026 23:26

OneMoreProfiterole · 04/02/2026 06:57

This is the thing I’ve found on Amazon that I’ve thought ‘who would eat anything cooked from this?’

https://amzn.eu/d/0hZ3Shr4

I knew what this would be before I even clicked on the link, a friend of mine has a copy (it was given to him for a laugh when he was learning to cook) 😂

WhereYouLeftIt · 05/02/2026 01:01

OneMoreProfiterole · 04/02/2026 06:57

This is the thing I’ve found on Amazon that I’ve thought ‘who would eat anything cooked from this?’

https://amzn.eu/d/0hZ3Shr4

You win! Definitely the weirdest product ANYWHERE!

AmbiguityIsKey · 05/02/2026 07:07

OneMoreProfiterole · 04/02/2026 06:57

This is the thing I’ve found on Amazon that I’ve thought ‘who would eat anything cooked from this?’

https://amzn.eu/d/0hZ3Shr4

Noooooooo