Is this the weirdest product on Amazon?

[Aparecium]

I was looking for a way to hang block soap in the shower. I did not expect this. The mind boggles.

https://amzn.eu/d/00Ea9wxr

(No, it’s not obscene.)

Brilliant!!!!! No reviews though. Why???

Arrrgh… no! Why did you post that? My mind immediately pictured exactly what the worst could be! 😂
Would it be a squeeze or pump soap dispenser? 🫣

It's not to my taste 🤣 but it states NOVELTY. Kids would maybe find it funny! I do think Mumsnet is so humourless and serious at times.

That's pretty ghastly!

But why is the man having a shower in his trunks?

Erm ... that's super creepy 😂
though I can imagine a friend or two who would actually enjoy this!

This is the thing I’ve found on Amazon that I’ve thought ‘who would eat anything cooked from this?’

https://amzn.eu/d/0hZ3Shr4

OMG 😂

free on Kindle Unlimited! I’ll let DH know he’s sorting out dinner tonight…

I never really understood what 'tat' people bought that was killing the planet.
Apparently OP just found it👏🤣

Just bought this for my dad's birthday. Thanks, mumsnet!

Vile but funny 🤣

Such a romantic gift 🤣🤣

This review has greatly amused me:

it's a nice quality paperback, nice glossy pictures but essentially it's a cookery book that somebody has just added the phrase "1-2 teaspoons of Semen" on every recipe page

Brilliant! I'm actually highly amused 🤣 thank you!

Someone (who usually buys perfectly good gifts, I don't know what she was thinking) bought me this gift, on a similar theme, once. I think I'll just stick to separating eggs by hand tbh...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brensty-Separator-Ceramic-Gadgets-Household/dp/B0CZ4837JT/ref=sr_1_6?crid=1SIIPQDD7WQLD&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.vfIn9OmdhaO5z191TT-3SJze1yXyhbZgj35Z-mb--BBqgHn8Zq6UJuhWqUnKSWtoxFHglcTUhYS8QYpiiWbRSS3tkyIprhrbgTKZogjGlUAxfUyCpuJgqiu5SGifnetRjG_xg7s-vos832WozWCzI7cckf6ymSAi3ds1YGdE13XT8pJJKs2Uv2EyfS09qgKiLYkwQjUDumYwxyZRfAROTPT7lYj28WjuWDkk0FIetZ75TM52CQ_bRLKcdY9-b-ghtGjPRB-bRtpruD74JTyxTQNX1bGAyaD3_GolXBgSvbg.mS_Ixq-TnSwxDLbC5WggA74JY2NQnpW0Z3NWS6ixatA&dib_tag=se&keywords=nose+egg+separator&qid=1770198958&sprefix=nose+egg+%2Caps%2C221&sr=8-6

That’s definitely hideous!
Actually had retch response on seeing that pic. (& i clear loads of nasty things with having many feathered & furry pets!

I think there would be a lot of pearl clutching if many were to see some of the soap on a ropes that used to be available, back when we were allowed a sense of humour!

I was thinking it's the bathroom decor if a 12 yr old was doing it up!

https://www.frenchsoaps.co.uk/collections/soap-on-a-rope?page=1

That would be perfect for our family white elephant gift exchange. I need to buy one - or maybe 5 - one for each couple while DH and I remain tasteful.

Yep, it's horrible but my kids aged 6 and 7 would love it!

Thank you OP you have just found the secret Santa gift that I’ll be giving someone next year. I’ve never been the one to buy the gift that gets the biggest laugh but I feel 2026 could be my year. Might need to fix who I get though if poss. MIL might not appreciate it.

😮

WTF 🤣 I thought this post might be some covert advertising or dodgy stuff, but then curiosity got the better of me and now I can see why you posted, that’s really weird!

Hilarious. One review says… Perfect for secret Santa gift. Don’t forget to stick a couple of pages together for extra authenticity 😂