Funny car registration plates

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I will preface this by saying yes, I have the sense of humour of a 9 yr old.

I saw the car reg XXXX VAJ yesterday and it made me laugh.
When I was buying my car, I had a choice of several, one of the plates was
XXXX UGE to which I said no thank you.

Have you had, or seen any funny ones? (These are random ones, obviously not personalised... I think...)

Funny, I haven't seen one since the one I had donkeys years ago, but seems they're still used and common.

I love funny plates. Really bring a spark to my day.

favourite’s…

AM60OLD (am gold) gold wrapped velar…
D13 U HO (illegal spacing and mean but certainly has shock factor)
AM60 OMG or might have been HUN(online image but assume real)
HA70 MPH on an Audi suv
BA51C EV on a Tesla

We had AR51 AHO, which I always thought looked like arsey a**ehole.

There used to be a HI5 DET and B00B5 locally but haven't seen either for a while, the local orthopaedic surgeon has a personalised numberplate KN33 something

I saw WE 55HAZ the other day - pure class on a chassis that.

I saw GROAN UP today on an audi, he was driving like an 17yr old boy racer twat though.

I used to work for a chap who had BA 1, his initials, and an old school friend whose dad was pretty wealthy had AB 1 , his initials. Imagine they would cost a few quid now.
There us a '7 UPU' near me, pretty well known in the area.

My numberplate is a combo of my DP and my name but it was cheap, I was lucky to get it.

Passed PN15 HED on the M6.. also P55 0FF

Someone round here drives a AN69 SXY and I can’t help thinking they like anal, 69ing and are sexy! Except I’ve seen the old lady who drives it and she definitely doesn’t look the type for any of that! So why???

An oil company near me has loads of numberplate ending in LUB for their vehicles

I saw a sports car with the registration G5 POT.
Driven by a man who presumably knew where to find a G-Spot.

That was probably BOO 85.

Obviously it can’t be P55 0FF and P55 OFF doesn’t exit, although it could be on retention. If it was recent then it was likely something else entirely.

Hope this is ok to post, A car in our village has K - -UNT, sorry can’t remember the numbers in between.

No she doesn’t if she’s in the UK

They live near me and I pass it daily - must be dodgy plates.

Amused you even bothered to look that up 🤣

I walk my dog past a house where the number plates are MYL0VER and S0L0VED I cringe every time I see them.

I’m guessing they’re actually MY10 VER and SO10 VED

Not sure why that’s amusing, I probably look up 20 or more plates each day. Takes seconds.

This one is always parked outside the fish and chip shop near me- it’s either the owner or a massive chip fan 😆

Definitely but that is how they have them on the cars. Massive ick

MR5 1 FKU is a rather unsavoury example.

Not a car registration plate, but a bloke I worked with from a partner consultancy company had his own helicopter, that had the registration G-FCKD.

The helicopter certainly wasn’t.