50 Ways To Leave Your Lover...

[TheBuffetInspector]

Okay - showing my age.

But, in homage to great writer, sometime poster @JDKirk who opened his latest with a bickering couple and
"Push her in a hedge Reg" (which gave me delerious insomnia chuckles)

How would you leave your lover, in a Paul Simon way, using your username?

I was struggling with Inspector so, rather than text her, dissect her, vector (Victor?)

I went for:

Do a smelly guff, Buff.

Get in a huff, Buff.

Drink some Macduff, Buff...

Just set yourself free!

How would you potentially leave your lover?

P. S Gus hops on the bus. @JDKirk
Soz. It's Neish and no DC all over again!

No idea but I love that song!!

Say bye-bye, Magpie!

You can give yourself a nickname... Obby 🤔

Celebrations...
Hmmm
Okay

Go!

Sneak off in the dark, lark
Hide in a fur, spur
Crawl through a drain, lane

Just listen to me!

Tell him he's twatty, Hatty. 😂

Ooh using every part of your name. Very good!

I might break down to see if I can aim higher than guff 🤣

I might break down *my name.

Or, the original!

I like your style 😂

Get yourself Frozen, Chosen.
That’s a bit shit, I was never good at things like this 😂

Don't get huffy, buffet
Show some respect, inspect (tricky one)
Get up off of the floor, tor

and get yourself free.

Aw - my mind has gone blank!
I'm loving this post.

Got to head west, Best.

Don't need to be mumsy, clumsy
You're worth so much more, cor
You've got to get rid, vid

Just listen to me

Ha! Thank you

I think I'd be good at relationship advice!

Kick him down the lane Jane.

Give him the welly, Botticelli

Tell him/her you're gay, Spray.

Wish I was good at this kind of thing, loving these😂

This is difficult!

The future is brighter, Writer.

Give him the nudge, Smudge!

Marvellous!

I'll take this one. Thank you 🤣

I was only going for one line and struggling with that!

I do love starting threads that I'm rubbish at 🤣

Tell him he’s a piggy, Wiggy