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50 Ways To Leave Your Lover...

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TheBuffetInspector · 24/07/2025 17:39

Okay - showing my age.

But, in homage to great writer, sometime poster @JDKirk who opened his latest with a bickering couple and
"Push her in a hedge Reg" (which gave me delerious insomnia chuckles)

How would you leave your lover, in a Paul Simon way, using your username?

I was struggling with Inspector so, rather than text her, dissect her, vector (Victor?)

I went for:

Do a smelly guff, Buff.

Get in a huff, Buff.

Drink some Macduff, Buff...

Just set yourself free!

How would you potentially leave your lover?

P. S Gus hops on the bus. @JDKirk
Soz. It's Neish and no DC all over again!

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TheBuffetInspector · 25/07/2025 16:09

JDKirk · 25/07/2025 09:00

I love this idea, and have just shamelessly stolen it for my Facebook page. I've admitted to shamelessly stealing it, but left it open for you to step forward and claim the credit and glory or not.

'Commit Hari-Kari, Barry,' is mine, by the way.

🤣

I suppose I better add you on FB then!

Hari-Kari Barry... Leaving yourself then. We all have those days ❤️

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LateMumma · 25/07/2025 16:09

Get a new mate, late
find a new chum, mum
dont have to wait, late
just set yourself free

TheBuffetInspector · 25/07/2025 16:18

Well that's well and truly outed myself on FB @JDKirk 🤣 I'll need a new name!

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KnickerlessParsons · 26/07/2025 09:35

Dump her in the lake, Jake
Leave him in the alley, Sally
Make him wait, Kate
Send her the bill, Will
Leave her at the rave, Dave
push him in the sea, Bea

SharpPoet · 26/07/2025 09:43

Love this…
Drown them Moët, Poet

SockHop · 26/07/2025 09:56

Loving this!

Hide behind a rock, Sock
just tell him on tic-toc
Find his number and block, sock
and set yourself free.

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