Just invented a new saying and I quite like it

[MissyPants]

Very random, but Just got in from work, hungry & bothered. Something annoyed me, so I said to myself, "oh shit off" and I must admit I quite like it, I will be using it in the future.
What are your new words/sayings you've invented & taken a liking to?

Totes ma goats

My mother has taken to referring to brunch as blunch. I don't think it'll catch on 😂

We say dunch or linner! 😂😊

“Don’t put it down put it away”.

Caught myself saying that I was 'Starved to a crisp' when i was very hungry recently (my brain having merged 'starved' with 'burnt to a crisp).

I like it and want to use it in future.

I also made an effort to get 'J-Po' to catch on in my household as a term for jacket potato, but everyone' rolled their eyes and I gave up.

@PlasticAcrobat, j-po is genius and already inserted into the vocab in the Purplecat household!

Yay! My work is done. A prophet is never respected in her home town.

Jackets potatoes are know as JP’s in our house.

@PlasticAcrobat J-Po is brilliant, I had one for dinner last night 😆

Ha! You’re claiming this one? Don’t think so

We call them Jackie P

Your witty response made me chuckle this morning😂Really fancy a J-Po for lunch now.

We call tomato ketchup Tommy-K but I'm sure that's one that lots of people use!

Yup, lots.
Heard it first on Would I Lie to You a good while back - think it was Georgia Toffolo going on about Tommy K.

DH and I have lots of silly phrases. One that comes to mind (because I had some yesterday) is that we call cottage cheese 'fromage cottage'(to rhyme).

I have no idea why, but I love this. 😅

But what does it mean?

Cock off.

You’re really tickling my goat = you’re really pissing me off getting on my nerves in our house

A kettle of shit.

Brain was running at 100 mph and the two blurred. I think it fits!

DucksGiven2

Love "cottage fromage!

Eta Sorry! Quoted it backwards.

My Mums been using that for as long as I can remember 😂

Ooh there's some pearlers on here, I love them! I'm always making up random words and phrases and my family just cringe, definitely going to use some of these!

Better wet legs than wet trousers. To justify wearing shorts when it's raining in summer!

'Is it chim.' In our house we love a roast chicken, which became chimkin, which became concatenated and the barometer by which absolute super tastiness is measured.