Just invented a new saying and I quite like it

[MissyPants]

Very random, but Just got in from work, hungry & bothered. Something annoyed me, so I said to myself, "oh shit off" and I must admit I quite like it, I will be using it in the future.
What are your new words/sayings you've invented & taken a liking to?

Means “totally”

Also say “fail snail” for a minor inconvenience
“fail quail” for something bigger and
“fail whale” for a disaster

Ha! You’re claiming this one? Don’t think so
imagine if it were actually the person who came up with it, I feel like going down an mn rabbit hole but haven’t time this morning.,,

My late mum would never swear but would was a huge Jilly Cooper fan. She punched the phrase ‘flock off’ from one of her RCB books. It was the something to do with an Archbishop as in ‘oh tell him to flock off!’

I like this one but it's not new and is actually explained on dictionary.com!

My late MIL used to say "Muck off".

I know someone who says "Piss yer bollocks off"

DD invented the word “discussment”, cross between discussion and argument

I didn’t make this one up but I was on a thread the other day talking about posters with hairy hands aka trolls and a poster described some people as whackaloons! Really made me chuckle!!!

My son once told me off for putting a kids play tattoo on “all skiddiways”.

We sometimes call fried eggs flat eggs because that's what our DS once called them as a small child. So not boiled or scrambled, but flat!

We call it that too! Thought it was just us! Yet here we are, cottaging with you... 😄

In our house they are called splat eggs.

Youngest ds (aged 7 at the time), when a friend of mine asked him if he was looking forward to something (he wasn’t), searched for a diplomatic response and came up with “Well, you can’t always hope for the best”!
It’s become something of a family motto over the years!

That reminds me of my grandma using “all backsyforwards” for back to front.

Calling my hubby a ‘stink hound’ for no reason, other than he annoyed me…. The fact we both found it so funny and random, broke the tension and annoyance was forgotten!!!

Grubsy Muncklechops, h calls me this when I eat toast or crusty bread. No matter how I try the crumbs go everywhere when cutting or tearing the stuff.😳

Even better

If someone is annoying you in Glasgow they are a pestafuck

Tomato ketchup is called Jamie t in our house after I accidentally got it mixed up with Tommy k!

'Fungry' or 'fungrover' for when you're so fucking hungover you could eat a scabby dog 😂

Appreciating Shit Off 👍

Gary Barlow is forever "Graymond Wilson" after DD got mixed up with an author.

"deeks" for decaf tea

Tried to make a colleague's "shatknackered" work but it's a birrova mouthful when you're tired anyway.

Awwwww I’ve been Saying it for 20 years and thought I came up with it 😢

Children are the best! 😂🙌

Everything about this I just love! I love eating J Po's as well

Oh I love J-Po, stealing that. My friend used to say chez bez tez for cheese and beans on toast.
Chez Bez J-Po is nice too.

I also used to call my partner "fungus balls" when he had jock itch once and wasn't taking it seriously