Just invented a new saying and I quite like it

[MissyPants]

Very random, but Just got in from work, hungry & bothered. Something annoyed me, so I said to myself, "oh shit off" and I must admit I quite like it, I will be using it in the future.
What are your new words/sayings you've invented & taken a liking to?

We call prawn cocktail crisps cockers in my house. My son loves a packet of cockers.

I invented stop 'mettering' for when our lurcher was pottering/messing around and potentially being a trip hazard. Also always called Lea and Perrins Leaper growing up.

They are 'mans' as in man get out in my house.

Definitely bringing JPo into common use here. Told my son. He said "classic loser mum stuff"😂

DM says car spa for the car wash.

I'm taking Panda to the car spa.

Tickles me.

DD1 came up with "misunderheard" when she was little. We still use it +20 years on

We use “funny” names for off brand stuff in the shops. Eg; Nutella = notella, pot noodles = not poodles, lucozadey/lucozadish = lucozade, magnots = magnums… and others that are daft but make us smile and we know what we mean in Tesco 😁

Well I test drove j-po in my house the other night and my partner stared at me and told me not to be a twat. Sorry @PlasticAcrobat, guess your artistry with words is not appreciated in the Purplecat household either, lol.

Food wise, we have “swabbage” which is braised cabbage with sugar and vinegar. Teacaf is our decaffeinated tea, and “I believe in miracles” is hot chocolate.

My daughter gave us chiro-podist when she asked what it was, thinking it was the same pronunciation as chiropractor. She also once described herself as “girlsterous” when she heard us talking about one of my friends boys as being boisterous. The one she was hugely embarrassed by was mispronouncing Matt Hancock as “Flat Mancock” we still use that one!

Windscreen washer fluid is scooshy juice.

Decades ago I mixed up a phrase as “killing a bird with two one stones” I use that exclusively now, to the point I have to really think about what the real phrase is.

Loving all of these, and tonight I am having a Chez Benz J-Po for dinner!

I love this one!

Love it!! I’m going to tell DH to shit off later 😂😂

@BoredZelda Girlsterous is brilliant

We were at a function and wanted to leave. DH wanted to say ‘should we get the fuck out of here’ but messed up and said ‘should we get the flock out of here’ instead. It caught on. We now abbreviate it to ‘get the flock?’ or just ‘flock?’.

In my classy household it's "Get two birds stoned" 🙄

Winese! When I have wine and a Chinese takeaway. Or fwinese if it’s on a Friday!

In our house you're a bewilderbeast if you have no idea what is going on (bewildered + wildebeest). And you're 'on a roll on the ball' if you're doing really well (on a roll + on the ball).

When he was younger, my son used to call bras, "boobie knickers". We still call them that 18 years later!

We have four ragdoll cats at home, all with very fluffy feet. These are referred to as 'flufty tufts'

As in- " you have the most gorgeous flufty tufts!" or "he slipped on the wooden floor because of his flufty tufts"

But most commonly- "You little muck spat- you've got shit on your flufty tufts"

Muck Spat is a term of endearment for a filthy creature 😂

A previous thread talked of "man get out" peas.

My teenager thinks chez bez J-Po is the worst thing she’s heard. I’m still gonna run with it!

Instead of saying " that's a pity"
Or " what a shame"

I say. " What a shitty"

My late DP once said his eyes were bigger than his head when he meant his eyes were bigger than his belly and we said it forever after that if we ordered too much food

We somehow end up with really stupid names for things in our house.

DD2s speech impediment means garlic bread is dalek bread in ours, so you might want a piece of dalek with your lasagne.

I also somehow renamed the bins as Nicky - as in “put the Nicky out”

Bin > Binage (like garage said in a Hyacinth type faux accent) > Nicky Minaj - Nicky.

Toast is hot bread.

Currant buns were 'fly cemeteries' when I was a child.
Porridge is podge.
I honestly thought 'ballache' was a French word pronounced ballash when I saw it written down. So anything that irritates me now is a ballash.
My sleep mask is my face bra.

I love the fail snail/quail/whale !!