If you had to change your name what would you choose?

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Image you have to go into witness protection scheme or you are on the run from the police or you want to write a book about a walk but you have lots of debts.

You need a new full name for yourself and your family. What would you choose? Would you go with your middle name, a family name or completely made up?

I would go with Elinor Gray (totally made up) DH Stewart (family name and I’m not giving him a choice in this game).

Lindsay King

Regina Falange ( c Phoebe Buffay)

Mary Smith, or maybe Maria Smith, to be fancy.

Clementine Montgomery

or

Deborah Beachcliffe

Raphaelle Silver

Thomasina Wyatt.

Cassie Russell

Miriam Montgomery or Cecily Rutherford

Samantha Jones, and I'd go by Sam.

You have similar taste in names to me! Though I prefer Raphaella

Roseanna Arquette.
Yes, I know she is a real person, I've always ❤️ her name.

Eden Morgan Thomas. And I'll be riding a Harley, with a fag in one hand and dressed from top to toe in purple velvet. (For the record, I can't ride a motorbike and have never smoked. I do suit purple though.)

Regina Philange!

Selina Kyle

My first name in real life is the first on your list and I have never, ever, ever had anyone think it was sexy. You have absolutely made my day 😀

Imogen Salisbury

I’d have to change my last name which would make me sad as it’s rare and I love it

id go with the name my mum wanted but my dad vetoed - Cerridwen with a random second name

I’d be Elizabeth Darling

Princess Consuella Bananahammock

Elizabeth Sparks. Always been the same name I wanted for as long as I can remember x

Bollocks that was supposed to be in my new name 😂

Fennella Fox

Karen. No one would mess with me and I’d always get the manager’s attention ;-)

My given name is long and laborious, as a kid I wanted to be Smith or Jones, I think Lily Ford would be good. Totally made up.

My great great ( + possibly another great, I forget) grandmother was called Betty Battye.