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Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146

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Spandauer · 13/07/2025 11:06

Awa' a bile yer heid, ya greet orange jobbie.

(Virtual Placard for his upcoming visit to Scotland - others welcome)

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5357151-trumplethinskin-wants-his-situation-room-photo-because-it-most-definitely-rained-on-his-parade-trump-thread-145

Trumplethinskin wants his Situation Room photo because it most definitely rained on his parade - Trump thread #145 | Mumsnet

All he’s done is lie since he came down that escalator. Previous thread: [[https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5344386-no-more-musk-melania-mia-and-t...

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5357151-trumplethinskin-wants-his-situation-room-photo-because-it-most-definitely-rained-on-his-parade-trump-thread-145

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JoshLymanSwagger · 08/08/2025 13:38

RafaistheKingofClay · 08/08/2025 13:36

These parasols are a little phallic.

I laughed and showed DH the pic.

"Oh My God, they are...I know they're a bunch of knobs, but that's ridiculous."

I married well.🥰

RafaistheKingofClay · 08/08/2025 13:59

It’s been popping up on my Twitter feed all morning. And every time I see it I see giant gold penises first and then have to go ‘oh they are parasols’. At some point I will mature from teenage boy.

Serpentstooth · 08/08/2025 14:30

That's the US Cabinet or whatever they call it? Total dick collection.

Spandauer · 08/08/2025 14:56

Vance and Lammy doing a press conference at Chevening. (Somewhat 🤮 inducing) Vance now loves the U.K. apparently and doesn't want to sully the occasion by talking about him being Drumpf's heir-apparent.

They've been fishing.
(Oh, David, David...)

(Photos Guardian)

Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146
Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146
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Serpentstooth · 08/08/2025 15:04

I would comment but would be banned.

JoshLymanSwagger · 08/08/2025 15:14

Serpentstooth · 08/08/2025 15:04

I would comment but would be banned.

Yup.

eta, that looks like an ornamental pond, it's probably only knee-deep. Daren't risk either of them falling in...

Serpentstooth · 08/08/2025 16:27

DL 'is that a tiddler you've got there JD?'
JD 'No, that's Bigly you're thinking of'
Getting my coat now.

Errolwasahero · 08/08/2025 17:04

@Serpentstooth 🤣🤣🤣 thank you, I needed that laugh!

CaveMum · 08/08/2025 18:04

BustingBaoBun · 08/08/2025 08:49

Have I got this wrong but it seems to me that JDVance appears to go on a lot of holidays...
He is snapped here there and everywhere but him going to the Cotswolds is the last straw!

To paraphrase a TV VP - @JoshLymanSwagger knows who I mean 😜 - a VP’s only Constitutional duty is to have a pulse. So JD can take as many holidays as he likes. He probably enjoys putting as much distance between himself and 🍊🤡 as he can as he’s walking a very tricky tightrope, over alligator infested swamps.

Today’s podcast recommendation, I’m going with Crime Analyst with the fabulous Laura Richards (she’s ex-Scotland Yard, criminal psychologist and campaigner on VAWG). Her recent episode is a replay of one from 2022 about Ghislaine Maxwell with added updates given recent events.

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/crime-analyst/id1545830333?i=1000720551709

Update: The Case Against Ghislaine Maxwell

Update: The Case Against Ghislaine Maxwell

Podcast Episode · Crime Analyst · EP267 · 52m

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/update-the-case-against-ghislaine-maxwell/id1545830333?i=1000720551709

JoshLymanSwagger · 08/08/2025 18:15

@CaveMum I'm going to start humming "These boots were made for walking" every time I see/read about him. 🤣

Serpentstooth · 08/08/2025 18:16

Thank you CaveMum. Tina Brown has a substack, Fresh Hell. Interesting background on Ghislaine Maxwell. There's a quote on there from a schoolfriend of GM that is one of the most chilling things I've ever read.

YankTank · 08/08/2025 18:58

I could have kissed David Lammy when he said the following in 2017. Why is he such a wet wipe 8 years later?

”I will not give way; I have only five minutes.

I am here because I want to remind the Chamber about the path that America has taken and about the contribution of African Americans in the United States. Many African Americans there are sitting at home in fear. They are concerned about a President who has had the support of the Ku Klux Klan. They are concerned about a President who has welcomed white supremacists—a term we had almost hoped would fall into history—into his close inner circle. They look at events such as Black History Month. Think about how our own Prime Ministers of different political stripes respond to such things and the sort of statements they make, and look at what Donald Trump said and how he made the event all about himself. Seven days, and he gets the full panoply of the state. Really?

I think of my five-year-old daughter when I reflect on a man who considers it okay to go and “grab pussy”, a man who considers it okay to be misogynistic towards the woman he is running against. Frankly, I cannot imagine a leader of this country, of whatever political stripe, behaving in that manner. People are offended and concerned that Britain should abandon all its principles and afford this man a state visit after seven days. Really? And why? Is this great country so desperate for a trade deal that we would throw all of our own history out of the window? We did not do it for Kennedy, Truman or Reagan, but to this man, after seven days, we say, “Please come and we will lay on everything because we are so desperate for your company”. I think this country is greater than that. I think my children deserve better than that. I think my daughter deserves better than that. I am ashamed, frankly, that it has come to this. We should think very carefully about a President whose attitude towards the press is, as we are finding out, abhorrent. We should think very carefully about a President who has said the things he has said. He has put so many people in fear through his statements. For that reason, we should not afford him a state visit.”

Serpentstooth · 08/08/2025 19:31

He's wearing a different hat now. Bigly has to be kept on side for fear the Big Orange Bastard drops out of NATO. Kid gloves for the bugger all the way and that includes the damned VP as well. Trump's done plenty of damage, he will do more but fortunately is susceptible to immense flattery so that's what he's getting. Don't suspect anyone's enjoying it apart from Trump.

SerendipityJane · 08/08/2025 20:55

RIP Jim Lovell. Apollo 13 captain.

DuncinToffee · 08/08/2025 21:08

I didn't know this

Lovell had a cameo in the Apollo 13 movie in the 1990s, as the skipper of the carrier that recovered the astronauts.

Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146
OrangeCrushes · 08/08/2025 21:18

CaveMum · 08/08/2025 18:04

To paraphrase a TV VP - @JoshLymanSwagger knows who I mean 😜 - a VP’s only Constitutional duty is to have a pulse. So JD can take as many holidays as he likes. He probably enjoys putting as much distance between himself and 🍊🤡 as he can as he’s walking a very tricky tightrope, over alligator infested swamps.

Today’s podcast recommendation, I’m going with Crime Analyst with the fabulous Laura Richards (she’s ex-Scotland Yard, criminal psychologist and campaigner on VAWG). Her recent episode is a replay of one from 2022 about Ghislaine Maxwell with added updates given recent events.

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/crime-analyst/id1545830333?i=1000720551709

I was interested in the fact that Laura stuck her neck out a bit criticising the administration. I wonder where that puts her, given that she lives in the US. (Not sure whether she is a citizen now?)

PickAChew · 08/08/2025 21:27

Spandauer · 08/08/2025 14:56

Vance and Lammy doing a press conference at Chevening. (Somewhat 🤮 inducing) Vance now loves the U.K. apparently and doesn't want to sully the occasion by talking about him being Drumpf's heir-apparent.

They've been fishing.
(Oh, David, David...)

(Photos Guardian)

Edited

The one on the right is ripe for a caption as it looks like David is giving JD a shove.

RafaistheKingofClay · 08/08/2025 21:36

How bad do we think the truth social rant is going to be when he sees the new episode of South Park? Where ICE arrest Dora the Explorer and traffic her to Mara Lago.

Or will this one get a pass in an attempt to not mention Epstein.

Igotjelly · 08/08/2025 22:38

It’s looking likely that something is going to be announced between Trump and Putin. Whilst I’d love an end to the bloodshed this makes me feel incredibly uneasy. I don’t for one second think that it’ll be to Ukraine’s benefit.

RafaistheKingofClay · 08/08/2025 22:57

Nothing that Trump & Putin have cooked up will be to the benefit of Ukraine.

Igotjelly · 08/08/2025 23:12

They’re meeting in……. Alaska 🤨

tobee · 08/08/2025 23:19

Hmmm.

What kind of a compromise venue is that? Maybe Trump doesn't know it's in the USA? And it's a good chance for a reccy for Putin

RafaistheKingofClay · 09/08/2025 09:39

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1953837758830518710.html?utm_campaign=topunroll

If this is true, this is everything Putin wants. It was what it was suggested his plan was earlier in the year when Vance was attacking Zelensky in the Oval Office. No way Ukraine agrees to this. Which will put the situation back to ‘we arranged a peace deal and Zelensky refused

Thread by @ChrisO_wiki on Thread Reader App

@ChrisO_wiki: 1/ The Trump Administration is reportedly finalising a peace proposal that would allow Russia to take over the entirety of the Donetsk region and force Ukraine to surrender the unoccupied portion. All ...…

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1953837758830518710.html

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