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Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146

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Spandauer · 13/07/2025 11:06

Awa' a bile yer heid, ya greet orange jobbie.

(Virtual Placard for his upcoming visit to Scotland - others welcome)

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5357151-trumplethinskin-wants-his-situation-room-photo-because-it-most-definitely-rained-on-his-parade-trump-thread-145

Trumplethinskin wants his Situation Room photo because it most definitely rained on his parade - Trump thread #145 | Mumsnet

All he’s done is lie since he came down that escalator. Previous thread: [[https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5344386-no-more-musk-melania-mia-and-t...

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5357151-trumplethinskin-wants-his-situation-room-photo-because-it-most-definitely-rained-on-his-parade-trump-thread-145

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boudicca · 26/07/2025 22:20

SerendipityJane · 26/07/2025 21:12

Their position is that it is a tax, not a charge.

One for pedants corner ?

What happens if a diplomat buys a Mars bar ? Does he get a VAT refund ?

Their position would appear to be incorrect.
''it is the Government’s position, consistent with that of the previous Government, that these are charges, not taxes, and should be paid.''
Hansard: Unpaid Charges ( 16 July 2025)

JoshLymanSwagger · 27/07/2025 05:15

boudicca · 26/07/2025 22:20

Their position would appear to be incorrect.
''it is the Government’s position, consistent with that of the previous Government, that these are charges, not taxes, and should be paid.''
Hansard: Unpaid Charges ( 16 July 2025)

Then someone need to grow a pair and impound Airforce One. 😁

logicisall · 27/07/2025 06:48

One of the best things about yesterday's demo was the sign saying Trump's STILL a cunt positioned just behind the one in front, saying that he's a cunt. 😘
Well done Scotland! 🙌

YankTank · 27/07/2025 07:28

JoshLymanSwagger · 27/07/2025 05:15

Then someone need to grow a pair and impound Airforce One. 😁

But he has the backup gift bribe bigger, better, never used by filthy Biden plane from Quatar. He’d probably force the US to ignore the de-bugging plan of the gift bribe and let him use it immediately, without proper security checks.l, which is what he wanted in the first place. Don’t make me wait for my bigly toy!

JoshLymanSwagger · 27/07/2025 08:46

YankTank · 27/07/2025 07:28

But he has the backup gift bribe bigger, better, never used by filthy Biden plane from Quatar. He’d probably force the US to ignore the de-bugging plan of the gift bribe and let him use it immediately, without proper security checks.l, which is what he wanted in the first place. Don’t make me wait for my bigly toy!

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The weight of all that gold paint will probably mean the thing never makes it off the ground...or the plane.😉

Spandauer · 27/07/2025 09:37

Still scrambling. Forever circling through his little list. Obama Friday, Kamala yesterday, must be Hillary's turn again today.

Planes, WH Teslas, b*tcoin, bibles, watches, perfumes, sneakers, nft trading cards... strangely not available with Kamala's name on them.

Bonus pic - another sign from Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 💙

Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146
Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146
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Igotjelly · 27/07/2025 10:27

We don’t do things by halves in Scotland 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Igotjelly · 27/07/2025 10:30

One of my favourite insults 😂

Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146
BustingBaoBun · 27/07/2025 11:04

Such respect for Scotland... love that placard 😂🤣😂
Scotland - we are with you in spirit whilst you do your damndest to let the orange blob know what you think!
Given the ring round him and the millions of security staff, I think you are doing a top notch job!
I feel sorry for Ursula Von der Leyen having to listen to his incoherent ramblings later....

Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146
Serpentstooth · 27/07/2025 11:34

Is Bigly asking what would happen if politicians started receiving money for endorsements? We know what happens, Bigly, have you forgotten Elon so quickly? And his wealthy techy mates? We all know what happens; we finish up with you or one of your simulacra.

JoshLymanSwagger · 27/07/2025 13:35

But, but, but surely it doesn't apply to the Donald ?
He is, after all, the special one.
Sent to save us from peace and democracy, presumably.

When is wheels up? I can't wait to "flick the v's" at Flight Radar when the possessor of orange cellulite, burger breath and a tiny penis fucks off.

Talkinpeace · 27/07/2025 13:47

I so want the story about people taking a dump in the golf course holes to be true

JoshLymanSwagger · 27/07/2025 14:39

Talkinpeace · 27/07/2025 13:47

I so want the story about people taking a dump in the golf course holes to be true

Unfortunately, I suspect his "guards" whether they're for his protection or ours probably had to "check" the pins 🤢 when they did a full sweep of the course.
They probably found a few 💩 in the bunkers.
😁

YankTank · 27/07/2025 14:47

Where’s Simon Brodkin when we need him? He successfully pranked the felon last time.

JoshLymanSwagger · 27/07/2025 15:22

Personally, I'd pay good money to see Prince Andrew emerge from the rough and embrace him in a manly hug.

SerendipityJane · 27/07/2025 15:57

It's funny. The harder he tries to act, the lower he slips in the peer stakes. He started off as POTUS - arguably one of the most prestigious and powerful positions in the world.

Currently he's sitting at 3rd generalissimo of this year in a south American country that you only hear of every 4 years.

Presumably the end point is as an impotent Dad fighting with next doors bins ?

Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146
DuncinToffee · 27/07/2025 16:26

JoshLymanSwagger · 27/07/2025 14:39

Unfortunately, I suspect his "guards" whether they're for his protection or ours probably had to "check" the pins 🤢 when they did a full sweep of the course.
They probably found a few 💩 in the bunkers.
😁

They are playing loud music through speakers to drown out the protest noise though for fragile ego protection

DuncinToffee · 27/07/2025 16:29

Few more pictures

Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146
SerendipityJane · 27/07/2025 16:43

DuncinToffee · 27/07/2025 16:26

They are playing loud music through speakers to drown out the protest noise though for fragile ego protection

An ironic twist on the stories about the US playing heavy metal outside Noriegas palace ... and a subtle reflection of the pursuer becoming the pursued - tacky X postings notwithstanding.

boatyardblues · 27/07/2025 17:12

I don’t keep up on these threads as much as I’d like to. I just turned on the news to be greeted by Trump wanging on about his bloody ballroom at Turnberry. Ursula Von der Leyen’s doing well to keep a straight face. Trump’s seems to be deteriorating in terms of stringing his thoughts together and vocab. And now his response to the aid situation in Gaza. 🙈

derxa · 27/07/2025 17:21

logicisall · 27/07/2025 06:48

One of the best things about yesterday's demo was the sign saying Trump's STILL a cunt positioned just behind the one in front, saying that he's a cunt. 😘
Well done Scotland! 🙌

We don’t all speak like that up here. It doesn’t make me proud to be Scottish at all. I would say it’s pathetic.

pointythings · 27/07/2025 17:35

derxa · 27/07/2025 17:21

We don’t all speak like that up here. It doesn’t make me proud to be Scottish at all. I would say it’s pathetic.

Quite right. It's deeply offensive to call Trump a cunt, since he lacks the warmth, depth and of course general usefulness to the human race.

Other than that, I'm fully here for the epithets, the more creative the better. And it isn't just Scots who are sweary, we Dutch are too.

JoshLymanSwagger · 27/07/2025 17:43

He's just spent half an hour answering questions...you don't need to know what they were, the answers were his normal ones.
Poor Ursula looked like she needed a stiff drink.

Errolwasahero · 27/07/2025 17:46

great comeback, @pointythings ! Personally I’m proud to be Scottish. Our attitude is brilliant and we know when it’s warranted, in general. We don’t take any shit.

derxa · 27/07/2025 17:47

pointythings · 27/07/2025 17:35

Quite right. It's deeply offensive to call Trump a cunt, since he lacks the warmth, depth and of course general usefulness to the human race.

Other than that, I'm fully here for the epithets, the more creative the better. And it isn't just Scots who are sweary, we Dutch are too.

Couldn’t care less about Trump apart from the money his security is costing us. I don’t like this stereotype of Scots being sweary cave dwellers.

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