Still dancing the Tariff Tango, Vlad and Bibi still playing him like a fiddle and Epstein's list must be written in invisible ink - Trump thread #146

[Spandauer]

Awa' a bile yer heid, ya greet orange jobbie.

(Virtual Placard for his upcoming visit to Scotland - others welcome)

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5357151-trumplethinskin-wants-his-situation-room-photo-because-it-most-definitely-rained-on-his-parade-trump-thread-145

There is time for coup then 😬

https://bsky.app/profile/scotnational.bsky.social/post/3lupwa3f6wj2o

As Donald Trump gets ready for his trip to Scotland, we asked Glaswegians what they would say to the US president 👇

🗣️ 'Just grow up'

Fuck no! The thought of his orangeness forever marauding the Highlands isn’t worth contemplating 🤢 they can have him back asap!

Ha! Might be worth it to see him tucked up in a Travelodge in Essex where his supporters are currently gathered outside. That would confuse the swivel-eyed loons who love Bigly and hate asylum seekers. Duh.

Oh come on, think about it. If he had to claim asylum they could put him up in the Bell Hotel😂

He could stay with Andrew!

A little light relief.
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19htBLSoBh/

Because his name is in them.

• Get Maxwell to say you’re innocent (in exchange for a pardon),
• Keep the files under lock and key.

Job done.

The Trump appointees in the Department of Justice are going to speak with Maxwell—they are all boot lickers.

Would he get away with pardoning Maxwell? His base are women haters, male and female. I expect they hate her more than they hate Obama. Or am I being naive?

Maxwell - white and inherited wealth. Obama - not so much.

@Jaichangecentfoisdenom Jimmy does a wonderful voice impression of 🍊🌮 that was brilliant!

@DuncinToffee DH is still laughing at the South Park 🍊🌮 and his very tiny penis. 🤣

Pardon first. Then speak.

Also if she has to speak under oath it may be an idea to plead the 5th.

https://theonion.com/ghislaine-maxwell-cant-help-but-notice-interview-room-covered-in-plastic-sheeting/

He won’t need to claim asylum - his mum was Scottish, so he just needs to apply for UK citizenship.

Maybe he can become a citizen, join his buddy Nige in Reform, and become our next PM.

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He'd soon lose that tan 👻🥛🧻

He'll spray-paint the Cairngorms gold. 🙄

Is that real or a mock-up? Either way, it’s hilarious! Very Private Eye!

I am really missing the laughter emoticon on this thread, so please, anyone who has said anything funny, just imagine that I’ve liked it laughingly

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-white-house-rages-south-park-premiere-1235393132/

Well done South Park 👏

😂

HAHAHAH! As if Trump will take the slightest bit of notice of him.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/jul/25/john-swinney-says-he-will-raise-gazas-unimaginable-suffering-with-trump

🚨 Podcast Plug Klaxon!

TRIP US is worth a listen this morning. Entirely on the Epstein saga, even they admit that they’re surprised Trump hasn’t managed to make the story disappear yet.

No real surprises in the episode, but interesting to hear that the Dems have been told to keep the story going through the recess, rather than focussing on The Big Beautiful Bill as was the original plan.

Todd Blanche - US Deputy Attorney General - has gone down to Florida to negotiate a deal with Maxwell. The Lincoln Project did a podcast saying that they want Maxwell to say that Trump is innocent. What a coincidence that Trump’s former lawyer, Blanche, now holds the #2 job in the DOJ, eh? And he was the one they chose to negotiate with Maxwell…

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-lincoln-project/id1551582052?i=1000718961786