Meanwhile, in the real world, my rather naive Labour MP has - sadly - fucked up big time.
I did complain (passim) about the phone book that I received as a reply to my digital enquiry (cost to the environment = 1/10th a polar bear).
Rather than actually read my complaint, and address it, they brushed me of with a "most people like it, so you can shut up" and just ended with a mealy mouthed "we'll reply to you by email then".
I replied noting the swerve from the point. And have just received a reply which is basically a rephrasing of the previous with a "I am sorry you feel that way" type of preamble.
Oh. Dear. Oh. Dear.
Battle has commenced. I won't rest until I have the exact carbon footprint for each letter, plus an explanation of why I should pay more for my energy just so they can carry on killing the planet.