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TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 03/05/2025 11:17

Why is his skin green?
He looks like he's decomposing.

Icantstandupforlyingdown · 03/05/2025 11:23

Looks a bit dirty in OPs photo, notbin a good way.

ItGhoul · 03/05/2025 11:24

Whatahardlife · 03/05/2025 08:22

I'm sure your comment is very eloquent.

But it's fallen on deaf ears because my knowledge of emoji- speak is limited and I don't know what that one means.

Are nuances of communication not your strong suit? That emoji is literally a facial expression, very clearly represented. Unusual for someone to see that expression on a face and not know what it means.

Do you have trouble reading the meaning of human facial expressions in real life, or only when they’re rendered as a simple picture?

Doingmybest12 · 03/05/2025 11:25

I don't even know why I care but this photo looks nothing like the recent ones elsewhere on line. Is it an old one or is it meant to be now? I read once ( on here? ) that he looks like he works on the waltzers and that's all I see now ( or was that Robbie Williams? Same vibe.

Pasithean · 03/05/2025 11:26

Fech no not in a million years.

SwedishEdith · 03/05/2025 11:32

This quote from the article made me laugh "the man runs the gamut of emotions, from chuffed to gutted”.

Chewbecca · 03/05/2025 11:38

Doingmybest12 · 03/05/2025 11:25

I don't even know why I care but this photo looks nothing like the recent ones elsewhere on line. Is it an old one or is it meant to be now? I read once ( on here? ) that he looks like he works on the waltzers and that's all I see now ( or was that Robbie Williams? Same vibe.

Spin it!!!

CatsWhiskerz · 03/05/2025 11:49

I've never been a fan. However, I've heard that he's an absolute perfectionist, he'd practice harder and longer than anyone and perfected his skills, so he deserves his successes if he's put that much hard work and effort in with his career that he had a natural talent with
But no thanks, I'll keep my husband 😆

DreamingBlueSkies · 03/05/2025 11:53

ItGhoul · 03/05/2025 10:55

I’ve met him a couple of times and he was incredibly nice. He’s also not thick at all. He’s not particularly articulate, but he’s not daft by any stretch.

I don’t actually fancy him at all, oddly - I don’t know why. But as a football fan I’ve got a massive soft spot for him as a player. He was brilliant to watch. And when I watched him play for England, he seemed far more respectful and grateful to the fans than pretty much anyone else on the pitch. It was really obvious to me, as someone in the crowd, how much playing for England meant to him, which was in stark contrast to a lot of his England team mates at the time.

Thank you @ItGhoul.
I have never met him, but agree with what you’ve said.
Thanks to my son’s obsession with football, I watched David play - omg , he was so talented!! Out of this world . Who can ever forget the Bend it like Beckham era, and the movie. And all those corner/free kicks, Man U’s victories, the England wins (and some losses).

How can anyone say David is thick - there was an incredible intelligence in a way he played football. And it took huge discipline and dedication to achieve what he has, and huge love for the game.
On top of that, he was beautiful.

Watching his documentary brought back the sweet memories of late 90’s and early ‘00s. I loved that time.
So perhaps I look at David with a rose-tinted glasses.
But I don’t think there’s anything wrong with appreciating a beauty where there’s one.
Of sharing it with the world if you posses it - in the way he does.

Thank you for the football David - from my son.
And happy birthday!

Sherararara · 03/05/2025 11:55

mepipesneedlagging · 03/05/2025 06:33

But he clearly wishes to be objectified in the above pic 😋

As do all the women on OnlyFans but clearly MN think that different.

MorningSunlight · 03/05/2025 12:00

IsThePopeCatholic · 03/05/2025 10:13

He seems like a decent bloke, but the way he has shmoozed with the Saudis and Qataris is despicable. I don’t find him attractive physically either.

The kiss-arsing of the royal family and desperation for a knighthood is a massive turn-off too. He seems a nice guy but whatever has he done to deserve one?

Chewbecca · 03/05/2025 12:06

Agree, the excitement when you got a free kick in his range and the possibility of him curling the ball into to top corner was very exciting. He achieved that skill through bloody hard work.

Littledidsheknow · 03/05/2025 12:37

MorningSunlight · 03/05/2025 12:00

The kiss-arsing of the royal family and desperation for a knighthood is a massive turn-off too. He seems a nice guy but whatever has he done to deserve one?

Usually our most successful sportsmen and sportswomen do get honours though: Sir Andy Murray, Sir Mo Farrah, Dame Kelly Holmes, Dame Tanni Grey-Thompson etc. so I can see why he may feel like he's been overlooked. Not even an MBE.

ThePoshUns · 03/05/2025 12:43

According to Bower his lack of recognition is due to his dodgy business links in Saudi and Emirates and lack of charitable involvement. I do think he’s recently upped his charity work probably for that purpose. Him and VB are very valiant brand Beckham is everything.

Insertfootnote · 03/05/2025 12:47

A good looking guy but awful tattoos. They make people look very rough.

JaneJeffer · 03/05/2025 12:52

Whatahardlife · 03/05/2025 06:31

It's absolutely gross the way men objectify women.

And ogle them and their photos.

And it's equally gross when a woman does this to a man.

🤣

Needlenardlenoo · 03/05/2025 14:54

I'm in two minds on the tattoos. In certain lights and with a certain amount of coverage it can make it look like a person is going gradually mouldy like a rarely bleached shower enclosure.

I'd like to politely disagree with the poster who thought it didn't work as an advert though. I think it really does, especially with the matt fabri vs shiny skin contrast and the way the white logo pops out in the mouldy gloom.

namechangeGOT · 03/05/2025 16:42

Insertfootnote · 03/05/2025 12:47

A good looking guy but awful tattoos. They make people look very rough.

I want my men to look a bit rough!

Lyannaa · 03/05/2025 16:54

BeNiceWhenItsFinished · 03/05/2025 10:08

It's funny how people still believe that tabloid 'story' about the so-called cheating. It has been repeated so often that everybody assumes it must be true. It ain't.

He’s cheated loads - this is an open secret in entertainment circles. Rebecca Loos was just one of them. Apparently Victoria allows it.

Have you not heard the rumour about his dd having to move to a different school due to an affair with her teacher?

Aphrodite89 · 03/05/2025 21:49

Whatahardlife · 03/05/2025 06:37

Yes he does.

He revels in adulation.

I can't stand the man or people of either sex who are similarly in love with themselves.

I couldn't stand his attitude when he was on the football field either.

Edited

Eh? Beckham was well known for having a fantastic attitude on the pitch and being incredibly hard working in training. He's a rare example of a sportsman or woman who completely maximised the talent they had.

Whatahardlife · 03/05/2025 21:59

Aphrodite89 · 03/05/2025 21:49

Eh? Beckham was well known for having a fantastic attitude on the pitch and being incredibly hard working in training. He's a rare example of a sportsman or woman who completely maximised the talent they had.

Well that's not how we regarded him in our household: admittedly not England supporters or Man United supporters.

He behaved like a spoilt brat on the pitch imo.

user1497787065 · 04/05/2025 05:37

Am I the only one who can’t see anything in him? Certainly not an attractive man and the most awful whiny voice. Definitely far from the sharpest knife in the drawer and then the whinging about deserving a knighthood. Can’t stand looking or listening to him.

TheGreyQuail · 04/05/2025 10:30

He might have been a talented footballer and all round nice guy, except for alledged cheating. But all the botox fillers makes him look plastic and that is an ugly look in men or women.

PassingStranger · 04/05/2025 13:36

He's horrible and vain.
His tattoos don't enhance his look at all.
He's an inked up mess and looks common and rough.

PassingStranger · 04/05/2025 13:39

Whatahardlife · 03/05/2025 06:46

Is that the one that tried to minimise his cheating on his wife ?

Yes and acts weirdly with his daughter.

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