What's currently hiding in your loft/attic?

[RolyPolyPolly]

From a curious poster.

Nothing!

Probably spiders and birds.

Two painted room divider screens left by our tenant when we were living away. Some old suitcases, some baskets and (hopefully) my vinyl collection.

Disappointing!

Not you @CharlotteStreetW1

Empty
There will be the remains of a wasp nest from a couple of years ago and possibly bats

Where are my hoarders at?

I haven’t got one. I live in a flat. Let me tell you that I don’t miss a single thing from the 95% of stuff that used to be in my attic that I threw out when I moved.

My DD. We did a loft conversion 12 years ago and it's now a bedroom and DH's office.

There is a small eve's stoarage area which has our Christmas decoration and DD's Biro train set stored.

Me.

Our bedroom is up here.

Skis and ski kit
toboggan
inherited kids clothes and shoes, of next sizes up
guns and ammo
shooting kit
stalking kit
diving kit
suitcases
Christmas decs
tv aerial
spare rolls of insulation
a box of random electric cables

I hardly dare go up there.

Every book and toy my children ever had( now in 30s with their own homes). Means I've rarely had to buy anything for my granddaughter to play with or read.
Cots, stair gates, car seats, potties, toddler bed, single bed.
Every bit of my children's school work from nursery to a levels.
Loads of fabric.
Loads of my clothes in various sizes.
Various children's clothes.
Various cushions and cushion covers.
Various suitcases.
Christmas decorations.
Several rugs.
Some of my old childhood toys( I'm in my 60s).
Various old computers, cd players, dvd players.

A few radio and television aerials.
Boxes containing various odds and sods.
Lord Lucan.

No idea. We've been renting here for 2 years and not yet dared to look.

A safe, locked. Boxes upon boxes of books. Musical instruments. Toys. Suitcases. Christmas Dec's. Paperwork we have to keep. Hand written letters.

Fabric, lots and lots of fabric

A shop.mannequin without her head (called Monica)

Childrens books and a Christmas tree/decorations

Mice. 12 this year.

My daughter, it's her bedroom!

We have a walk in attic as the stairs go up there. I have two large rails for drying clothes as it gets red hot up there and my ironing set up. Amongst the usual sports equipment, Christmas decs, old time if paint, tools etc

Bats!
2 Christmas trees
3 boxes of Christmas decorations
1 box of Christmas wrapping paper
12 boxes of costumes
4 boxes of Computer Shopper magazines
2 boxes of dh's stamp collection
6 boxes of old children's clothes/toys
3 budgie cages
2 budgie nest boxes
Travel cot
8 suitcases
Dismantled toddler bed
Camping chairs
Spare flooring for the kitchen
Half a drum kit
A piccolo trumpet
Tent
Box of old curtains
2 lampshades
Dolls pram, cot and high chair
University notes from me, dh and dd1
2 tailor's dummies

Well that should satisfy the OP!

Unfortunately, rats.

Shelob. She can stay there.

There's a spare bedroom / office and a bathroom. Storage for Xmas decs, camping stuff, suitcases, wicker picnic basket, spare bedding. Then the cupboard of shame that has loads of old clothes and toys of the kids. I clear some stuff out periodically, the aim is to just have easier access storage for the things we actually use.