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Burnt or cooked?

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faithspikebuffy · 04/03/2025 13:11

My colleague says my crumpets are burned and fit for the bin
I say perfectly double toasted, she reckons they should be pale still and floppy

Seems to be a 50/50 split here, so I'm asking you lot!

Burnt or cooked?
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Charcadet · 04/03/2025 18:16

They're burnt but I also like flabby bacon fat and toast that's just been wafted through a flame 😂

Ineffable23 · 04/03/2025 18:17

ShaunaSadeki · 04/03/2025 13:59

Yours are 6% over cooked, but I would take them over flaccid pale ones

This.

MajorCarolDanvers · 04/03/2025 18:17

A wee bit overdone but still edible

hideawayforever · 04/03/2025 18:33

cooked perfectly 👌

Sortalike · 04/03/2025 18:44

10/10.

A perfectly toasted and buttered crumpet is a thing of beauty.

LostMyLanyard · 04/03/2025 20:56

Nothing worse than a pale, limp crumpet 🤮

Yours are perfect...crispy on top, still soft enough inside 👌🏻

Glorybox2025 · 04/03/2025 20:58

They are overcooked. I'd still eat them but they are a bit ruined.

LostMyLanyard · 04/03/2025 20:58

UsedToBeAtAmber · 04/03/2025 13:23

Your crumpets are perfect. I like sausages cooked until dark brown all over. Ds made this abomination at the weekend!

What in the flaccid sausage is that?? Your husband is beyond saving...LTB immediately!! 🤢

WonderingWanda · 04/03/2025 20:59

Now I want crumpets but a) I don't have any in the house and b) I've already had about 5 pancakes this evening so I really shouldn't.

TheDogsMother · 04/03/2025 21:05

Perfect. They need to be crisp, not flabby.

mamaduckbone · 04/03/2025 21:28

Slightly over for me, but better that than floppy and pallid.
If they were toast, I'd definitely say overdone.

cardibach · 04/03/2025 21:36

faithspikebuffy · 04/03/2025 13:18

I also like my bacon so crispy it snaps
Colleague eats hers barely cooked
Wonder if there's a link...

Crispy bacon is an abomination.
Toast should be barely brown.
But crumpets need to be a bit crispy on the outside, while still soft in the middle. Yours look like they might be fine.

cardibach · 04/03/2025 21:37

UsedToBeAtAmber · 04/03/2025 13:23

Your crumpets are perfect. I like sausages cooked until dark brown all over. Ds made this abomination at the weekend!

That looks positively poisonous.

Raquelos · 04/03/2025 21:47

Perfect imo.

Now, if it was me, I would add copious amounts of butter and Philadelphia with a smear of Marmite, but I appreciate that's a bit controversial 😎

UsedToBeAtAmber · 04/03/2025 21:49

@RaininSummer @LostMyLanyard @cardibach
They looked raw in real life too.
Luckily it was ds making them, not dh.

Tisfortired · 04/03/2025 21:52

For me personally I’d be happy with those if somebody made them for me but I would have left them in for another 30 seconds or so.

For some reason I can’t taste burn on a crumpet but will chuck a slightly too brown piece of toast in the bin without a second though. Can’t stand a pale or chewy crumpet.

Swanlake98 · 04/03/2025 21:56

@faithspikebuffy
Tell your colleague you’re Scottish and the crumpets are “well fired”. 😀

theboffinsarecoming · 04/03/2025 21:58

Perfectly done, nice and crispy. I can't abide a pale, flabby crumpet.

SpringIsSpringing25 · 04/03/2025 21:59

They look absolutely perfect to me and anyone saying they look burnt needs a Specsavers appointment!!

I don't think I'd get on very well with your colleague

EternalSunshine19 · 04/03/2025 21:59

They're perfect

BellissimoGecko · 04/03/2025 21:59

Burnt to me!

BellissimoGecko · 04/03/2025 22:00

shellyleppard · 04/03/2025 13:13

They look fine to me.....my grandad was a chef. His motto was.....if its brown its cooked if its black it's buggered 🤣🤣

He'd never make it on Masterchef....

DramaAlpaca · 04/03/2025 22:01

They're almost perfect. I'd prefer them just a small bit crispier.

shellyleppard · 04/03/2025 22:02

@BellissimoGecko probably not 😂😂 MasterChef wasn't around when he was alive

NC28 · 04/03/2025 22:03

UsedToBeAtAmber · 04/03/2025 13:23

Your crumpets are perfect. I like sausages cooked until dark brown all over. Ds made this abomination at the weekend!

Cooked over a heated discussion, by the looks of it.

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