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Burnt or cooked?

88 replies

faithspikebuffy · 04/03/2025 13:11

My colleague says my crumpets are burned and fit for the bin
I say perfectly double toasted, she reckons they should be pale still and floppy

Seems to be a 50/50 split here, so I'm asking you lot!

Burnt or cooked?
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shellyleppard · 04/03/2025 13:25

@UsedToBeAtAmber 😳😳 did he just cook the ends 😳😳😂😂

TheOliveFinch · 04/03/2025 13:25

@UsedToBeAtAmber that really is an abomination

KittenPause · 04/03/2025 13:26

They look perfect to me

I like mine slightly crispy

Blarn · 04/03/2025 13:27

They could tale a little more toasting, I love a crisp crumpet. They definitely hold more butter the more well done they are.

Rhymetimegopo · 04/03/2025 13:27

Dc1 would say undercooked, dc2 over cooked and me just right. Dc1 gas own section of toaster for this reason.

Frenchfemme · 04/03/2025 13:29

shellyleppard · 04/03/2025 13:13

They look fine to me.....my grandad was a chef. His motto was.....if its brown its cooked if its black it's buggered 🤣🤣

Ex-chef here - that was my motto too! Crumpets look just fine to me.

wherearemypastnames · 04/03/2025 13:31

Depends who is eating them surely ?

If they are for you they are fine

If they are for your colleague then no

UsedToBeAtAmber · 04/03/2025 13:34

@faithspikebuffy @shellyleppard @TheOliveFinch
I'm not sure how he cooked them. He was assembling it as I arrived at his house. I did check that he was still alive the day after!

Moier · 04/03/2025 13:40

Oh l have them just like that. Crumpets need to go a tad hard on top when toasted.. let the butter dribble in.😋

faithspikebuffy · 04/03/2025 13:40

UsedToBeAtAmber · 04/03/2025 13:34

@faithspikebuffy @shellyleppard @TheOliveFinch
I'm not sure how he cooked them. He was assembling it as I arrived at his house. I did check that he was still alive the day after!

It looks like he put them in a pan, thought "fuck it" and microwaved them Grin

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mrsm43s · 04/03/2025 13:44

I think they're a little burnt. That said, I'd prefer them on the burnt side to pale and flaccid. They should be a golden colour on the top and warm throughout.

I hope you're serving them with lots of salted butter and a scraping of marmite?

faithspikebuffy · 04/03/2025 13:46

mrsm43s · 04/03/2025 13:44

I think they're a little burnt. That said, I'd prefer them on the burnt side to pale and flaccid. They should be a golden colour on the top and warm throughout.

I hope you're serving them with lots of salted butter and a scraping of marmite?

Salted butter and seriously strong cheese spread

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theressomanytinafeysicouldbe · 04/03/2025 13:49

Does her toaster not work??? Yours are definitely cooked, there should be an almost crunch!

TroysMammy · 04/03/2025 13:50

My Grandad used to say "When they are brown they are done. When they are black they are buggered".

They look perfect, a nice crunch, butter, marmite and cheese melted on top. Nothing worse than a pale flaccid crumpet.

Wheelz46 · 04/03/2025 13:51

Toasted to perfection!

Floppy crumpets is just 🤢

PashaMinaMio · 04/03/2025 13:52

I’m with you. I like them with a bit of colour and crispiness.

marshmallowfinder · 04/03/2025 13:57

Burnt they are. Lightly golden is perfect.

Bignanna · 04/03/2025 13:59

UsedToBeAtAmber · 04/03/2025 13:23

Your crumpets are perfect. I like sausages cooked until dark brown all over. Ds made this abomination at the weekend!

They’re raw! Hope you didn’t eat them like that!

ShaunaSadeki · 04/03/2025 13:59

Yours are 6% over cooked, but I would take them over flaccid pale ones

BobbyBiscuits · 04/03/2025 14:00

Perfect! I despise undercooked crumpets. They taste like washing up sponges. (I would imagine) 🙃🤣

UsedToBeAtAmber · 04/03/2025 14:38

@Bignanna
He was making to take to work. There is no way I could eat those, I like mine almost burnt.

ShinyAppleDreamingOfTheSea · 04/03/2025 16:54

Anyone else fancying crumpets now ? Lots of butter and strawberry jam 😋

@UsedToBeAtAmber. Those sausages don't look safe to me - how can they be cooked through properly ?

faithspikebuffy · 04/03/2025 18:11

ShaunaSadeki · 04/03/2025 13:59

Yours are 6% over cooked, but I would take them over flaccid pale ones

That is very.. precise Grin

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RaininSummer · 04/03/2025 18:15

They are perfectly cooked. I think crumpets need to be a bit crispy so sometimes almost burned is the only way.

RaininSummer · 04/03/2025 18:16

UsedToBeAtAmber · 04/03/2025 13:23

Your crumpets are perfect. I like sausages cooked until dark brown all over. Ds made this abomination at the weekend!

Those sausages look raw.

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