Best MN Username

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I'm just changing my username on here and wondered if you've a favourite that you've seen?

Exactly. I thought this one was hilarious, like @Jesusinthecabbagevan but I have zero sense of what kind of posts were/are contributed by either poster. They could be adorable types who post kitten photos or plain-talking good advice, or be virulent neo-Nazis, I wouldn’t know. They just have funny usernames that I recognise because they’ve been around for a while.

I've just read my 08.00 text from Ocado - today it will be Jason in the Cabbage Van

In twenty one years with Ocado I never got Jesus!

Try complaining, you might get Jason substituted.

Well done you. I was reduced to asking ChatGPT.

"The Mumsnet username SirChengin appears to be a play on words, possibly referencing "search engine" in a humorous or creative way. It could suggest someone who is knowledgeable, frequently looking things up, or always seeking information—traits that fit well within the Mumsnet community, where users often share advice and insights."

Jason has just been - no substitutes!

Lovely guy, as they invariably are

Great name. agreed. However, on behalf of some neighbouring alpacas, I feel obliged to point out that they're very calm creatures. Llamas, who knows?

ChatGPT?! Yep, it’s a play on words - search engines 😊 I’m definitely not knowledgeable but I do spend more time looking up random stuff/shit than I should!

I like yours! Younger folk here may not get it though if not familiar with the movie and it's star...alpachino (seawotadidthere) 🤪

Anyway I think it's time for me to have a name change 🤔 I have an idea but it's extremely naughty and might out me as I've used it irl.

'ThreeSteaksPam' always makes me laugh.

AlpacaPicnic always makes me smile. No idea what the poster is like but I do enjoy a good pun.

I also like when I recognise a niche reference to a song or TV show. It’s a little moment of personal connection in the anonymity .

Think my names must've aways been crap as no-one ever comments on them!

MotherInferior 😁

FuckyouChrisandthathorse

I agree. I've seen her be genuinely nasty.

She was always a big LTB immediately with no sympathy or understanding for how difficult that might be for some people with no money or support. Then when she revealed she was a high earner with TWO houses, one which she used as an escape from city life, I lost all respect. She pops on, blasts others, then returns to her luxury life.

This is the kind of thread I keep coming back to all day. It won't get the ironing done.

(who am I kidding when I last ironed anything it must have been around 1996)

I always liked the name AtYourCervix

And me! I thought it was the name of a knight of olde until I fell in 🤣

Can someone explain the JaneJeffer one please?

Yes please. I don’t get it but my in laws are Irish

Obviously its my user name because im perfect and absolutely FAAAABULOUS 😁.

Some of the old ones were fantastic.

I remember laughing at PatFig

Yesterday I saw SprogontheTyne, which I thought was very funny.

ChaosTrulyReigns and CatThiefKeith were excellent names.

Who was the Scottish MNer who’d write “trust nae fucker”?

scottishmummy?

Oh yes! That’s the one 😂