Strong design choices in this house!

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OK so there are 209 photos to look through and I am trying not to feel like a failure because I don't have a cake decorating room and a pool just for pedicure fish. But I'm over 100 photos in and invested now...

Not as invested as the realtor in Florida who is rubbing his hands at the number of hits it's getting but... invested!

I give you this gem.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way-Boca-Raton-FL-33432/87660584zpid/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1JQaPr7KAx6O-YYjA0Yd05mZmYGeRGuSXSDX8smFPTF9D40UvaTAFk6sssaemvcapyjvYp2yM3q75Lp2YNA

The cake decorating room is the most sane room in the house 😭

Ye Gods! I have a headache. Well it's bold and a personal choice but looks like a cartel gang banger owns it.

I love the tree house staircase!

Must be like living in a constant migraine nightmare.

I’d love to holiday in it for a week as you’d find something bonkers every day. I don’t think I could live with it though😂

Is there a cake decoration room and a pottery painting room with a kiln? I had to have a rest after so many pictures.

Yes, it looks like a pottery studio to me.

Maybe they like a burnt top cob?

The pottery and kiln room explains a lot. But doesn't excuse it.

Couldn't look through it all - its giving me a headache! I really like the kitchen table. But would be concerned about all the stained glass windows...

Jeez. I didn't get any further than the colour of the roof. 🤑

Oh! I was looking at the outside thinking, ‘oh, I actually love it!! Fish pool makes me happy. Quite overlooked. Blue and orange - could this be Blippi’s house?’

And then I got to the interior 😂 I’m only in the hallway and have a headache.

Money can’t buy taste I guess. I wonder where on earth they’re moving to! Imagine a penthouse decked out in the same style ha

Things I like

• The sauna
• The Viking dining table
• The dog cupboards
• There's a nice terracotta seating area in the garden

Everything else hurt my eyes.

Haha I think I like these guys 😁 they have a ‘fart zone’ sign by the loo and we have the same frog bin they have in their frog themed bathroom. Treehousey room thing is cool. The most surprising thing is one of their kids seems to be called Sophie. How normal!

I think I’d like them too! The little quotes everywhere are hilarious and the frog bathroom is bonkers but amazingly fun. I bet they have insane parties.

Is there a floor plan I missed? There seems to be an awful lot of skinny, long corridors everywhere!

I like the coloured glass bottles on a shelf across one of the windows. Maybe they'll leave them for me?

This house is actually only just 20 times the value of my house in London. It feels almost affordable 😂

It's bonkers, I couldn't live there but I love it

I really want a staircase slide now.

They really like their fish motifs don't they.

Hells bells.

Love the fishy swimming pool though

Wow... I'm pretty much lost for words 😂

I can't imagine anyone buying it who wouldn't need to gut it completely!

I'd like to think they also have a son called Thor who has a plain white minimalist room which didn't make the listing.

Omg I saw that house from the water on a trip two years ago! It certainly makes a statement!!!

Except for new builds, US real estate websites rarely have floorplans, to my disappointment! I can’t get my head around a house if I can’t see a floorplan.